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Balderdash

The most awesomest board game ever invented by anyone.
Guy 1: Lets go play that one game.

Guy 2: Which one?

Guy 1: The bestest one.

Guy 2: Shweeeeet...I love Balderdash.
by Beachloghunter May 6, 2006
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Christian Bale

A slang term referring to when a woman touches herself (masturbates).
I got home and she'd already Christian Baled herself.
by PatchZilla May 24, 2010
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baldeep

i like your lady top baldeep, can u spark up a davidoff.. Ooo matron
by dips May 9, 2006
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Balder

A Balder is a group of people with small penises and much confidence.
The people at our school balders.
by RobloxGamer69 December 7, 2021
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Hay-Bale

A sexual act involving one or two men, standing, and minimum two women, laying atop each other like stacked bales of hay between the two men. The women involved can lay in a variety of orientations; Face-to-face head-to-head, face-to-face head-to-feet, etc.

The point of hay-baling is alternating penetration of one female to the next and, depending on orientation of the women, simultaneous clitoral stimulation.
My girl and I had a threesome with her best friend. They went sixty-nine so I hay-baled 'em and **** all over her friend's face.
by RoosterMan0077 September 1, 2013
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christian bale

Called the "chameleon of his generation", he's basically one of the bloodiest best actors alive today. he can play an emaciated insomniac or a psychotic yuppie, and can even pull off wearing a bat suit. he can also pull off any accent in the english language. did i mention he is incredibly gorgeous? when he's not starving himself for his movies, that is.

Except on the internet, he's drastically underrrated and underexposed. Has major roles in Empire of the Sun, Batman Begins, American Psycho, the Prestige, Rescue Dawn, I'm Not There.
Christian Bale is not just way more orgasmic than Leo Dicaprio, he's also a much better actor. Not to mention he doesn't look like a little girl, despite being over 30.

If the world was fair, Christian Bale would have been nominated ten times for an Oscar by now.
by ceeceecee November 8, 2007
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bajeezus

Used in situation where "Jesus" doesn't work.

Historically, Bajeezus was Jesus Christ's more magical brother. Not only could he give sight to the blind, he could make a Elephant cry with his penis. And it wasn't just elephants. Bajeezus could make many things cry with his penis. Like Curtina's vag. it cried with excitement that Viagra couldn't bring to her.

Also the nickname of D Hizzle in hanover, in, because his penis is just so large.
1) "Holy Freakin Bajeezus!"
or
"I'll slap the Bajeezus out of you Dave Thomas of Wendy's!"

2) Curtina said, "Holy Bajeezus! Your Wang is so massive Bajeezus. Use it to pleasure me and make me cry because my vag can't take 3' of dick!"
by C & D Hizzle January 2, 2006
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