nose bacon

the crusty dried snot/mucus, bloody or otherwise, that lines your nose when you have a cold or sinus infection. It usually dries very hard. It pulls at your nose lining and needs to be picked off & out, usually with a fingertip.

I got caught picking my nose bacon.

by Lord Byron III June 11, 2008

bacon

Meat candy.

Bacon just is. Do not question bacon.

by Dusker_10 October 23, 2009

Bacon Tree

An ambush ("Ham bush" -> "Bacon Tree"). Taken from a joke about a man struggling with the English language.

Man, I totally came up behind him and bacon treed his ass.

by DieLawn September 6, 2007

Thats bacon

something that is funny, cool ,or exciting.

man A: i got free season tickets.
man B: thats bacon.could i come with.

by burtdog+russel October 21, 2009

razor bacon

Bacon that is so overcooked and crisp that it cuts your mouth.

The Alley had razor bacon again this morning.

by fuzzy_panda February 26, 2011

Jar of Bacon Grease

A jar, can or tube of lubricant used for vaginal or anal sexual intercourse.

Honey, I am just too dry tonight. You won't be able to pound my va jay jay like normal. Don't worry, I got a Jar of Bacon Grease in the nightstand. Now drop them panties and bend over and crack me a smile.

by Eaton Holgoode June 24, 2009

mexican bacon

when you slice a hotdog in thin strips and fry it in a skillet

i was so poor in college, i had to live off of mexican bacon for months

by tito jackson December 4, 2004