recent average price

Long version of RAP. The shit thotties sell their nudes for.

Basically the value of a limited in everyone's favourite lego game, roblox.

rohoe : Selling nudes for RAP / Recent average price

by Vortexture September 24, 2017

Your.Average.Midgardian

A very good Ginger person who runs a MARVEL CINEMATIC UNIVERSE fan account on Tik Tok. They are hopelessly in love with Oscar Isaac and will go out of there way to look after there friends.

They are also married to Alex (Honk)

Tallulah - "Have you seen Your.Average.Midgardians' newest Tik Tok?"

Daniel - "Yeah it was shit."

by Ronk.The.Great April 29, 2022

An average Nebraskan

The act of driving while being finger banged

The man was giving his girlfriend an average Nebraskan at the red light

by Callsign_Koschei November 21, 2022

The Great Average

The average length of a penis, currently 5.1 inches.

When Joe asked what The Great Average was, Ricky replied, and Joe's face was priceless.

by TaxMastersSuck January 21, 2011

The Standard Average Play

the standard average play is usually the best play available in poker. the standard average play, or SAP, was developed as a kind of anti-dote to The Fancy Play Syndrome. the Standard Average Play is what a SAP, or "normal" person might do, if that normal person thought through what was actually occurring in the moment at the table AND the Standard Average Play is what every Pro should be looking for, and should know, at any given point in the play of a hand. the Standard Average Play was developed by William Edward Harding and Kurt Dewhurst, two well-known Las Vegas Poker personalities.

you know, rather than trying to out-think everybody all the time and look like a genius, you might benefit from simply asking: "what's the standard average play here?" the standard average play is usually good enough, and usually where you're head should be.

by willhard9723 May 19, 2013

Not Your Average Duck

A term to describe a noun or event that is not generally viewed as normal.

Person 1: my mum went and shaved her head today
Person 2: well that's not your average duck
Person 1: what did you just say?

by fbleek November 4, 2015

Slap your average best friend day

Slap your tallest best friend day is October 22nd, slap your shortest best friend day is February 12th, so slap your average best friend day is September 25th

Average friend: why did you slap me??

Other friend: It's national Slap your average best friend day
Average friend: oh ok

by Egibadif September 24, 2021