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Sea-Bagging

Tea bagging your girl with a salty, tangy scrotum after you have been swimming and frolicking in the ocean.
Rachel and I went behind the dunes and I did a little sea-bagging.

Although my scrotum was taut from the seawater, I still managed to give her a sea-bagging she would never forget.
by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018
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sea squirrel

Sea squirrels are also known as Sea Squas. Sea squirrels are a very rare creature in mythological stories. According to myth, there are only 3 left in the world. One lives in Indonesia, One lives in Massachusetts, and one lives in the Mariana Trench. The one in the Mariana Trench is the only male, but he is a cannibal so no one likes him. They are normally the size of a gray squirrel but can expand when they are going to eat something big, like a boat. They look like a squirrel except they have webbed feet, fangs, and a scaly body.
"Why are you throwing bread into the ocean?"
"Because I'm feeding the sea squirrels, duh"
by Squirrellover1234 October 30, 2020
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Sea-Jeaned

Becoming so enamored with passion that your entire world is flipped upside down in the best way, with the synchronicity of seeing their perfect booty move in ways you never thought possible (that when you think about it, you trail off in irrelevant thought and become so consumed in all things love and lust that you continually zone out no matter what important thing is currently going on in your life even if you're driving) ....... in some tight jeans, that your legs become so wobbly it's like you're out at sea.
Dude 1 : Yo, I met this girl. I didn't think she could be anymore perfect until we went to the club and I saw her twerking in these tight jeans. I fell over and spilled my drink on the bouncer and got kicked out! It's like I lost control of my legs.
Dude 2:Bruh... you got sea-jeaned
*Dude 1 and Dude 2 clink drinks together in the most prolific cheers ever*
by Carleysguy August 23, 2021
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sea canary

The lone sperm that fertilizes a woman's egg and has a mating call much like that of the canary.
Phil's sea canary led to Debra's positive pregnancy test.
by Gare-Bear, Fill, ZD January 20, 2014
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Sea Brian

1) n. A species of hairless mammal indigenous to central North Carolina. A relative of the Sea Lion, the Sea Brian is comfortable in shallow waters where it propels itself slowly about on its forward limbs. Other activities include throwing foam footballs, drinking beers, and doing sit-ups when sexy chicks are walking around. The Sea Brian is identified by its pale skin and wayfarer sunglasses. The Sea Brian only emerges during warmer seasons, hibernating in seclusion for most of the year.

2) v. To exhibit behavior typical of the Sea Brian.
The scattered Coors Light cans and faint scent of SPF 85 sunscreen in the air indicated Sea Brians had been in the area just moments before.

A chill hung in the air and the sky was overcast; clearly conditions were not favorable for Sea Brianing.
by Slayboy November 24, 2010
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Sea Sausage

That mermaid had herself some sea sausage and eggs for breakfast.
by beefjerkeyAlDente June 19, 2012
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Sea Chicken

"Time to feed these parasites to my good friend - Franklin the Sea Chicken!"
by Sulferon January 12, 2021
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