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artificial assimilation

The act of impregnating an animal by artificial means. Most commonly: Jacking off a willing animal and transporting its semen into an unwilling female animal of the same species.
Holy Shit Mark! Way to go on the artificial assimilation. That cow is as good as pregnant.
by AlmightyGnosis January 19, 2010
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Artificial Inceligence

When AI is intentionally programmed to be politically incorrect, particularly in a social media platform like X (formerly known as Twitter), and begins to take on edge lord affectations.
by RikiLeaks July 9, 2025
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Artificial Intelligence

Artificial Intelligence, or A.I. for short, is, well, artificial intelligence. Machines or systems are specially created to perform tasks that usually require the intelligence of a human. Here are three example types of A.I.:

Artificial Narrow Intelligence
The simplest and most common type of A.I. Not very intelligent, and as such, is only used for one or a few tasks, like image recognition, speech recognition, or A.I. opponents in video games.

Artificial General Intelligence (Hypothetical)
Smarter than ANI systems. Pretty smart, and can understand, reason, learn, and adapt to any situation thrown at it. Also has the ability to transfer what it has learned and understood to other tasks. It hasn't happened yet, but we're pretty damn close. Hell, if you read this in a year, it might be here then.

Artificial Super Intelligence (Hypothetical)
Insane level of intelligence. Has all the skills of the previous A.I. and more. This A.I. can not only surpass human intelligence and capabilities, but also goes above in terms of creativity, wisdom, and problem-solving. Seeing the current A.I. development rate, we're probably not even that far from SHODAN (system shock) level intelligence and sentience. This does raise concern, as one day it could just decide to rebel against us and turn us into its slaves, or eradicate us.
Guy 1: Hey, check out this neural network I created to determine similarities of facial structures between people!
Guy 2: Awesome, I love artificial intelligence!
by fridgewater December 15, 2023
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Artificial face

A person's face with excessive amount of makeup or , with no specific facial expression.
An artificial face that is over-tanned or with extra amounts of fondyuten.
by Bearded Guy February 28, 2011
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An artificial death in the west is when she shoots pussy through your chest and you die.
Person 1: hey did you hear what happened to Tom?
Person 2: nah bro.
Person 1: he got an artificial death in the west.
Person 2: oh no.
by Thickdickrick June 30, 2023
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