asshole baby

A person that is so vile and idotic that they must have been born from their mother's asshole instead of the birth canal.

That dude has no idea what he's talking about. What an asshole baby.

by country123a April 28, 2007

Asshole

An asshole is a person who doesn't treat people with respect.

There is nothing good about such a person.

Sean, the asshole, gave shit to the people around him.

"I'm surrounded by assholes!"

by Treat people with respect! September 2, 2011

Arthole

A real Asshole who likes to think he knows about art.

NVH: "Next year I'm gunna do Art History, Art pianting, and Art Sculpture... Yay!"
Anyone: "Uggh. You're an Arthole bro."

by MotherPuncher October 7, 2007

asshole tuck

When a male tucks the head of his penis in his asshole and squeezes his anus to hold it there while walking around.

A technique usually found in use by transvestites attempting to hide their gender while stripping.

I was getting the best lap dance from this stripper until her asshole tuck gave way.

by Tony "Tone" Booyah June 5, 2009

Salty Asshole

noun

1. puckered and vengeful, an asshole who is vindictive or spiteful in an abrasive way

2. someone who is as pleasant to be around as rubbing salt on one's asshole

I knew he was mad, but did he have to be such a salty asshole about it?

by claudiesel August 13, 2011

Intermittent Asshole Syndrome

More commonly known as I.A.S., those who are afflicted with Intermittent Asshole Syndrome are known mainly by their lack of a filter between the things they think, and what actually comes out of their mouths. I.A.S. is in the "Foot in Mouth Spectrum" of disorders and is highly contagious.

Once encountered, I.A.S. can take weeks or months to become evident or it may have acute onset, taking only moments. Sufferers are cynical, critical and vindictive on an intermittent basis. The sydrome is fairly common among management personnel and security and law enforcement officers. Intermittent Assholes are generally very likeable, fun-loving and sweet people. Alcohol typically intensifies symptoms. Some people with I.A.S. believe themselves to be very funny, and infact some truly are. Contact with customers or the public in general tends to exacerbate symptoms and increase the frequency and intensity of outbreaks.

True sociopathic behavior is not associated with I.A.S..

Treatment is still in development.

Sorry I cracked a joke when you told me something personal and expected me to take you seriously. My Intermittent Asshole Syndrome has been acting up

by Mcott73 August 22, 2010

Asshole's Advocate

When somebody questions another and takes the opposite viewpoint on a particular subject in a way to provoke thinking, they play devils advocate. Asshole's advocate does the same, but makes himself look like a total fucking asshole.

Devils Advocate:
Jim: The government should really crack down on gun owners. With stricter laws, people would be safer from criminals.

Bob: Then what happens if the government takes away guns, and a criminal comes in with a weapon off the black market. What do you do? I'm just playing devil's advocate.

Asshole's Advocate:
Bill: I think I'll leave college a couple years early. I would be happier pursing my passion for art than I would getting my law degree.

Steve: Then what will you do when somebody says to your face that you're a fucking failure and an art bitch who flunked out of school? Then your shitty art goes nowhere and you can't get a job because you're fucking stupid. I'm just playing devil's advocate.

Bill: You're playing asshole's advocate you judgmental piece of crap.

by rogerthewhale December 13, 2012