armpit

Something i know you wish you could lick, but never got the chance to.

Guy number 1: Hey bro can i get a lick of your armpit
Guy number 2: WHAT THE FUCK GET OUT OF MY HOUSE WHO ARE YOU
Guy number 1: Come on, just one little lick
*calls the police*
Police: 911 what is your emergency?
Guy number 2: HELP, a man broke into my house and wants to lick my armpit
Police: Deal with it asshole

*hangs up*
the End

by im a pancake November 8, 2022

Armpit Angels

An underarm sweat stain that is visible on your clothes when you raise your arms in the air

Woah, are you hot? Look at those armpit angels on you

by haroldini October 12, 2023

Australian armpit

It's like a regular armpit but down under. (Cock or pussy)

Girl 1: armpit check!
(Girls sniff armpits)
Girl 2: Australian armpit check!
(Girls lift one leg high and bend over taking a sniff)

by livelafluv88 May 22, 2015

AL-armPit

When you snooze your Alarm over and over and over again.
you fall into an AL-armPit

Boss:"Why were you late this morning?"
Employee:"Sorry I fell into an AL-armPit"

by Caveman217 November 20, 2017

cheesy armpits

When your arpits are so crusty they have a cheesy texture

"Hey man, u got sum cheesy armpits"

by Sussy Wussy Furry UwU March 10, 2022

Armpit of california

Idk if u realize but Bakersfield is in the valley. The wind pushes all the pollution to us and traps it in the valley, so it's basically most of California's pollution because the winds can bring it all the way from San Francisco.

You guys are the stupid armpit of California.

by Perssssssson October 18, 2015

Badger's Armpit

Euphemism for one of the more hairy and fragrant varieties of Lady Garden. Frequently delivered in the form of a metaphor and often in humour or amazement.

Christ on a bike, Luv you're pussy's hairier than a Badger's Armpit.

...and when I finally got down there I discovered Her Majesty's feminine parts to be as that of a Badger's Armpit.

by goody5 December 10, 2010