1. A person, object, or situation of great interest and possible value that possesses too great a risk to be approached or otherwise disturbed.
2. A situation in which the answer while tantalizing is far too disturbing for the asker to truly desire to know.
2. A situation in which the answer while tantalizing is far too disturbing for the asker to truly desire to know.
1) "That girl is gorgeous."
"She's a sexual harrassment attorney. Ark of the Convenant, bro."
2) "I wonder why Jason collects doll heads and does taxidermy."
"Ark of the Covenant!"
"She's a sexual harrassment attorney. Ark of the Convenant, bro."
2) "I wonder why Jason collects doll heads and does taxidermy."
"Ark of the Covenant!"
by jmitch77 November 8, 2016
Get the ark of the covenantmug. Arke means being cool
by Giraffes butt hole14 September 10, 2020
Get the Arkemug. A laggy game where you can tame dinos and build structures for hours and when you log off some fricken person comes and destroys it all in 20 seconds with a Rex, bronto or giga and steals all your stuff unless you play on a single player world( I still like this game )
by DODO GOD March 29, 2021
Get the Arkmug. 
Bristolian slang = Look at him
You can also add "mind" on the end for no reason at all or for dramatic effect.
You can also add "mind" on the end for no reason at all or for dramatic effect.
by the one and only Jx July 8, 2022
Get the Ark at eemug. A very swaggy hot person
by Swaggy guy June 3, 2021
Get the Arkmug.