Arkansas Snowman

When a girl is sleeping and you make a giant pile of jizz on the girls face. Balls for the eyes, pubes for the mustache, etc. creating an Arkansas Snowman.

Yeserday i turned Mrs. Howley into an Arkansas Snowman.

by The Farmer Jew November 9, 2009

Arkansas Crush

Arkansas Crush is having an attraction, usually a mild to moderate intimate infatuation for a First or Second cousin. An Arkansas Crush doesn't mean that the individual wants to pursue the cousin sexually, however, the idea may cross one's mind.

Bo really has the Hots for his gorgeous cousin Daisy! He really has an Arkansas Crush on her!

by HafMan February 26, 2011

Arkansas leash

The umbilical cord in Arkansas. It can not be cut and used to control the baby.

She went to the kicthen and all the sudden had her 19th baby. Quick catch it,its a fast one. Wait I have an Arkansas leash. Come back here Jebadiah

by Justin was here November 12, 2010

Aranan

Brown kid with nothing but hoes

Man you such an aranan!
Foo!

by S.W April 30, 2003

arkansas wedding cake

a loaf of white bread

After the NASCAR race was over, they served dinner topped with a nice slice of Arkansas wedding cake

by mosyntax December 27, 2007

arkansas sweet tea

have V1 lay on you his/her back w/ their mouth open. v2 pours sweet N low in v1's mouth and proceeds to pee in v1's mouth

My wife and i were camping the other night and we ran out of water. being the true gentleman that i am, i gave her an arkansas sweet tea to quench her thirst.

by SIMMONZ April 27, 2009

Arkansas

The place where double yellow lines are just "guidelines."

Trucker From Texas: What does a double yellow line mean in Arkansas?

Lady: What?

Trucker From Texas: It means NOTHING!

by notreallysee? January 22, 2012