Crack Apple

A larger-than-usual build up of feces in-between the buttocks. Any dingleberry larger than a grape. Very rare and valuable to gross people.

I've had monumental gas since my coffee break at 9 AM and now I need to go pick out a hearty crack apple.

by Talledega Knight October 4, 2009

coon apple

A term for watermelon used by racist

want some coon apple

by thecreepyjanitor1012 December 4, 2016

Yacko Yard Apple

In baseball, the act of hitting a home-run

"bases are loaded and we're down by four, we need ya to go yacko yard apple here mike"

by Scrubeins October 26, 2009

Bone apple tea

When you wanna be classy and French before a meal but you don't speak French.

"This food looks hella good. Bone apple tea!"

"Quoi ? C'est « bon appetit » !"

by notyerbuddypal August 23, 2016

applanche

When you're choosing fruit in the supermarket and you pick an apple out of the display they all fall like an avalanche.

While I was at the deli counter my kids started an applanche in the produce section.

by Rik and Susan October 24, 2008

Apple-Core

Something tht is harder than hard-core.

That guy got shot and is still walking, he is Apple-core!

by Jackeldude March 17, 2010

Apple Blindness

The standard obtuse attitude of owners of anything made by Apple, believing that because it costs more, it must be better than everything else, despite everything else actually being much better.

dude 1 'my new iPhone is so much better than whatever you have'

dude 2 'mine is cheaper, and i can actually call people and browse flash sites, and install non-apple apps, and the battery life is better, and the camera, and it uses a generic charger, and the bluetooth is easy to use and the music software doesn't fuck up all my music collection'

dude 1 'you're just jealous cos you can't afford it'

dude 2 'dude you're a dick, you clearly have apple blindness'

by del nacho gringo November 4, 2011