ripe anus

Ripe Anus, ripe-anus
1) A point in time directly after the relese of flatulants pertanning to the oriface.
2) The lingering smell of an individual who has a severe case of the mudd butt. In this case, an uncomplete wiping of the anus.
3) A refferance to the tightness of a girlfriends brown eye. Perhaps a boyfriends. Not my preferance.

1) Dude this song sucks Ripe Anus!
2) You stink, go wipe your ass you ripe anus!
3) Girl you have such a Ripe Anus!( That ones sure to kill her mood. Think it, don't say it.)

by NickName4U May 2, 2006

soggy anus

an anus which has been buttfucked to the limit and cum is dripping out of it

"oh no whenever i fart my pants get wet"

by Hakko December 14, 2003

Prolapsed Anus

Rectal prolapse is protrusion of rectal tissue through the anus to the exterior of the body.

Jim gaped her ass last night during the first hour, a little after that he gave her a prolapsed anus.

by Nalrune March 5, 2009

Anus Vampire

Spirit in the Japanese Shinto religion that is known as the Kappa or Shirokodama and sucks a person's soul out through their anus.

Run for your lives, I think I just saw an anus vampire!

by Bleurgh Resurgent January 27, 2005

anus bagel

The sexual act of sticking a hot metal rod (curling iron, heated pipe, etc) into someone's anus, thus toasting the inside of their anus.

Upon removing said hot metal, their anus will look like a toasted bagel.

Hence the term, Anus Bagel.

"When Deev wouldn't sing with us, we threatened him with an anus bagel"
Toasty Anus
Anus

by Spectre-Atlas December 14, 2015

Anus Troll

The troll that secretly lives in your toilet, and will one day pop up while you're doing your 'business' and tickle your anus.

The Anus Troll will tickle you eventually!

by Anus Troll July 23, 2012

anus pudding

What comes out of a womans bunghole, after her man ejaculates into it

Damn, there is anus pudding dripping out of me after that round of fun

by susie wong February 20, 2008