i have 2 number 9's a number 9 large a number 6 with extra dip 2 number 45's one with cheese and a large soda

a sentence used by BIG SMOKE in the game grand theft auto san andreas

*cj ryder and sweet are looking at big smoke while he is taking his order=*

i have 2 number 9's a number 9 large a number 6 with extra dip 2 number 45's one with cheese and a large soda

by Yung heroni November 13, 2016

Jesus Christ and a half

Sometimes saying Jesus Christ just isn't enough...

Guy #1: Homie... you got a buck or two I can borrow?

Guy #2: Jesus Christ and a half, Carlo! How many times do I have to fucking tell you? I'm done lending you prostitute money.

by reid_o April 5, 2009

13 and a 1/2

A term or quote to usually associated with convicted felons or people who did bids upstate that symbolizes "12 jurors, one judge, and half a chance".

This cannon on the block just came home from up top and got a tattoo 13 and a 1/2 on the side of his neck.

by 1Konvicted8Felon7 March 5, 2009

First and a half Base

Under the shirt, bra still on. Often followed by a slap to the face and a lonely night of masturbation.

She had such a nice rack, but I only got to first and a half base, so I had to spend the rest of the night with me and my monkey.

by Anonymous March 16, 2003

Stroke and a Half

Synonomous with "douchebag" type characters. When calling someone a stroke isn't quite enough, you fall back on this one. Just like the shift from douchebag to douchenozzle.

Singular: That kids a stroke and a half.
Plural: The Zet's are strokes and a half.

by Kingjared420 November 14, 2004

one-and-a-halfsome

Secks between a normal-sized person and a midget.

A twosome would involve two normal-sized people, so therefore a one-and-a-halfsome would involve a normal-sized person and a person half the size of a normal person, or a midget.

by Taco Monkey January 2, 2007

Two-and-a-half-some

Sex involving a man, woman, and a midget of either sex.

Dude, I just had a two-and-a-half-some with Janice!

by Brett Y. Litsa August 18, 2010