jerk alert

Something you can say whenever someone you disapprove of walks in the room. So basically it will be said often and repeatedly. Can also be used for someone that you see on T.V., or in a magazine etc...
Whenever George 'dubaya' Bush is on T.V. I say Jerk Alert and everyone laughs.
by kitty April 08, 2005
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nerd alert

when a nerd is coming ur way!
nerd alert
by gretchen August 31, 2003
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Amber Alert

The act of dedicating in bed and blaming it on the dog
Omg I woke up and you totally pulled an amber alert, nuh uhh it was the dog
by Maxwell P. Thurstington April 27, 2022
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skirt alert

yelled out when there is a sudden cyclone surrounding u and ur skirt goes up to show "the only knickers left" for all to see.it warns the other skirted females or transexuals
around u
breeze.."skirt alert!"
by Angie G April 29, 2002
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Redd Alert

Canadian gang started in Edmonton, Alberta
spreaded, Was very powerful in Regina Saskatchewan before half of em got locked up and the rest of them switched to rival gangs, but not the true soldiers, they stayed loyal to the Redd

Rival Gangs : Native Syndicate(AKA NS), Natives Looking to get Payed(AKA NL)

Current Allies: Indian Posse(AKA IP), Native Syndicate Killers(AKA NSK)

Dickface: Yo bitch wtf did u just flash me?
Afroman: 100% REDD 200% ALERT FOREVER DOIN DIRT REDD TILL WE DEAD, Redd Alert BITCH
by Suspenders wit a fro February 13, 2009
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Yellow Alert

A warning issued when a co-worker has been observed not washing his or her hands after urinating.
Bob: Don't eat the candies next to Ed's desk.

Rob: Why not?

Bob: Al put the yellow alert on him.

Rob: Ah dude... that's gross!
by vmx December 11, 2009
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life-alert

"granny next door is a total life-alert."
by nateeeboo January 01, 2010
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