Nature Aggression

Where you're outside and nature is so gd mindblowingly beautiful that you have to scream, howl, beat your chest, cheer, or fall to your knees in the dirt and outstretch your arms and start crying.

Mona: Why is Michael clenching his fist and looking generally constipated?
Miguel: He gets really bad nature aggression. And he's dramatic.

by 0bangarang0 August 11, 2019

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Aggressive Canoodling

Aggressive forms of PDA including but not limited to wrestling, kickboxing, and aggressive elbowing. Also See aggressive cuddling.

There's this couple in the library that's been engaging in aggressive canoodling and it's extremely uncomfortable to watch.

by ksajevpawienfpaewifhewipu November 13, 2017

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The least intimidating form of aggression you can ever see, while the person that's doing the "intimidating" thinks he's scaring you

Basically acting like a Chihuahua does when it tries to threaten/intimidate you.

Back there, Bro had Chihuahua Aggression, thinking he was scaring me.

by Foxtrot-51 June 30, 2023

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Investing Aggressively

1. Committing as little as possible to a situation
2. Making a covert exit from a place or situation

Originated in the Silicon Valley tech scene when companies are bluffing prior to a market exit in order to increase asset value or simply to stop staff brain drain prior to an asset sale. It is an ironic phrase, intended to mean the exact opposite.

See also Doublespeak, sarcasm, cynicism. Not to be confused with the common misuse of irony

1. “We expect to lose money in Southeast Asia and expect to invest aggressively in terms of marketing, subsidies etc,”

D. Khosrowshahi - Feb 2018. Uber sells March 2018

2. "You turning up to the boss' party on Saturday?"
"I plan on 'investing aggressively' in the optional company social this weekend..."

by IronicIsntIronyAlanis June 6, 2018

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