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Aggressive peeing

When 5th period is starting and you're still in the washroom, so you pee as fast as you can to get there on time.

Sometimes when you pee too hard you can feel the friction inside of you. It's also rlly loud and sounds like a minigun. Other people might hear it from other stalls, so be careful if attempted.
Rachel: Yoooooo Imogen do you hear that shit bro
Imogen: What is it? Stuff sounds like the trenches back in 'Nam
Maria: No worries sis its just that girl Hannah aggressively peeing again.
Hannah: *aggressive peeing*
by chimpkinpls69 June 1, 2020
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aggressively cumming

The act of cumming in a very aggressive manor. Not to be mistaken with calmly cumming
OH MY GOD IM AGGRESSIVELY CUMMING
by poperoni304 September 17, 2023
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Investing Aggressively

1. Committing as little as possible to a situation
2. Making a covert exit from a place or situation

Originated in the Silicon Valley tech scene when companies are bluffing prior to a market exit in order to increase asset value or simply to stop staff brain drain prior to an asset sale. It is an ironic phrase, intended to mean the exact opposite.

See also Doublespeak, sarcasm, cynicism. Not to be confused with the common misuse of irony
1. “We expect to lose money in Southeast Asia and expect to invest aggressively in terms of marketing, subsidies etc,”

D. Khosrowshahi - Feb 2018. Uber sells March 2018

2. "You turning up to the boss' party on Saturday?"
"I plan on 'investing aggressively' in the optional company social this weekend..."
by IronicIsntIronyAlanis June 6, 2018
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pepper aggressive

when someone is being a bitch, but not enough to call them salty.
man, rory has been really pepper aggressive lately
by roarwry June 11, 2017
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Aggressive Tunneling

Quick rough anal sex with your partner
Bob and I did some aggressive tunneling while the baby was napping today.
by BillardGuy May 19, 2020
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Sassive Aggressive

Similar to being Passive Aggressive but with more attitude. More offensive than defensive, sassive aggression can provoke shame, guilt, or a confession out of the other person. It is particularly effective if used in a crowd where the other person is unable to defend him or herself.

It's also a bit sadistic.
Becky: "You should tell your roommate that you're done giving her second chances and the more she has to apologize, the less her apologies will mean. Her best friend will slowly start to resent her and drift away until the only person she could ever rely on is gone."
Jessica: "Even though you're talking about my roommate, I can tell that your words are meant for me. You're being Sassive Aggressive because you're not even trying to hide it, but only I understand the meaning. Since our other friends are nearby, I can't retaliate without making myself look bad so I just have to sit here and take it."
by seldoodeseehC December 3, 2015
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Liberal Aggression

The aggression that derives from new, liberal ideas being advocated or already in law.
Gabriel: Edward, what do you think about alien adoption?
Edward: Dude, that triggers my liberal aggression, we do not know if the aliens are as civilised as we are. Just let the government do all the experiments not us. We are innocent.
by Lighter_Waterfalls April 13, 2020
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