Hairy Aftertaste

The pubes that stick onto your tongue after giving head.

I had a hairy aftertaste after going down on my girlfriend.

by The Man with No Name November 7, 2017

delayed aftershock

: (n) a sword technique that requires the user to slash an object, which will inflict interior damage while keeping the exterior unblemished; a master of this technique can sculpt the interior to their liking.

After Wa De Kun used delayed aftershock on a boulder, the boulder seemed to remain unchanged. However, when you look inside the boulder via an x-ray, you can see a replica of Michelangelo's David.

by Yuudma February 13, 2018

fappily ever after

When one finally accepts their destiny to be alone forever, and are finally content to spend their evenings alone with the internet, and the endless amount of porn within. Fappily Ever After implies one is happy to spend eternity fapping to porn, hentai, rule 34, pics of nudist beaches, etc.

Greg realized that because of his male pattern baldness, not to mention his halitosis, and being a massive nerd, his only date would be with Rosy Palm. But he was on with that, cause by now he was a master fapper. So, with his phone in one hand and trouser snake in the other, he brought up his favorite porn sites. And he lived Fappily Ever After.

by BlackWaltz3 April 25, 2019

After the fact

This is a phrase that you say when someone does or says something but they have no idea that their timing was totally and stupidly wrong. Oftentimes, people will say it with the word "all".

How you gonna go to the movies with everybody, leave me behind, and then tell me that the film is good and I should go see it ALL AFTER THE FACT??

by TheBx41 September 17, 2012

Cigarettes after sex

Cigarettes after sex is when you smoke one or more cigarettes after you have sex. It's the best cigarette or cigarettes you could ever have. Cigarettes after sex is also a type of music. Since vaping is at least 95% healthier than cigarettes, then maybe vaping after sex could become a thing.

Dale: That was great sex, Nancy!

Nancy: I know, sug!

Dale: *Smokes 3 cigarettes.
Dale: Cigarettes after sex is the best cigarettes ever.

by HawaiianPunch1 March 8, 2023

afterhours

A party that happens after the clubs/bars close down. It's usually an informal gathering of like-minded people at a friends house or apartment.

scene- 1:42AM crowded night club

Jake: Hey man have you heard of anything going on after this?

Chris: Yeah there's supposed to be this kick ass afterhours at Christie and Jack's place.

by johnnyorbit May 1, 2007

after party

Generally coming from Hollywood slang for a better, more fun party, occurring after another, more boring, party.
May also be used to describe activity that occurs after the club/bar scene is closed for the night.

"Seriously hate these work-related shin-digs."
"Don't worry. There's a kick-ass after party at Kate's. We just have to lose the big-wigs."

"Why do the clubs close at two?"
"S'all right- after party at Tom's- just stick w/ me."

by Amarie23153 May 18, 2008