accidental rizz

When your talking but don’t realise you are unleashing unholy rizz

Bro your accidental rizz is crazy

by J12stinky November 28, 2022

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I accidentally

I accidentally

A phrase to describe when you ruin something beyond repair, or screw up to the point where it is impossible to describe the mistake with a verb.

'I accidentally' the whole green screen!
'I accidentally' my whole ipod!

by TronB September 16, 2010

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That moment during masturbation to porn when,during ejaculation, the scene switches to the a shot of the male performer's face or body. For a straight male, this is a highly uncomfortable moment, because he is essentially having a man bring him pleasure, something he neither desired nor expected. See also "disasturbation".

I haven't had sex with a man, but I've been accidentally gay more times than I'd care to admit.

by turbulent April 13, 2015

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Accidental Boner

Unintentional wood at an awkward moment.

Boy - So I was sitting in church and this hot chick stood up and I totally got an accidental boner.
Girl - I know right????

by "Meat"ball June 19, 2009

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Accidental Goatee

When a guy slips shaving his face and his only options are to shave it all or shave a goatee and he ops for the latter.

Friend: Haha, Just because you grow a goatee doesn't mean you'll gain any of Chuck Norris's other powers.

Shaving Victim: Nah, man, this is an Accidental Goatee. I slipped shavin and it was between this and looking like a twelve year old.

Friend: Oh, shit, I'm sorry man. Maybe getting carded to buy cigs will motivate you to find a good barber shop.

Shaving Victim: Why would I pay someone to shave my beard? Your mom does it for free when I give her a mustache ride.

Friend: ...

by Pringlescan July 24, 2009