ablaze

smoking pot while nude in any way shape or form.

We were ablaze before we the cops came over. Thank god they didn't wanna put their hands on us.

by Big Rich Mullis May 28, 2003

Ableism

Ableism is a form of discrimination toward people with disabilities either physical or mental. Generally, ableism prevents disabled persons from having the same access to rights and services that average people have no problems obtaining.

Disabled visitor at hotel: "I'd like to rent out a room?" Receptionist: "Sorry, all rooms are currently taken." Average visitor at hotel AFTER disabled person leaves: "Hey, I'm interested in renting a room?" Receptionist: "Sure, that'll be $500." Average person: "Here you go." Receptionist: "Here's the key, enjoy your visit. It's room 112A."

This is Ableism.

by Daniel Rios August 5, 2009

Lol'able

Something that is lol's worthy but did not actually receive a lol at the time.

That was a dumb joke - Hayden

Oh come on it was Lol'able - Ian

by Ian Incinerate March 16, 2009

Fuck-on-able (Fuck-on-ability Rating)

Originating in the construction and remodeling trades. The Fuck-on-ability Rating is a measure from 1 to 10 of sturdiness and stability in an installed fixture such as a counter-top, toilet, wall, etc. The sturdiness or stability of the fixture is tested by the act of vigorously fucking upon or against the installed fixture until the fixture either becomes disengaged from its mounted surface or the fucking is completed without structural failure. If the fixture fails at any point during the Fuck-on-ability Rating test procedure, it cannot be re-installed and the project must continue without the failed fixture.

A fucked B on the toilet that was just installed for an hour straight and it is still held tight against the floor without any leaks. It is Fuck-on-able (Fuck-on-ability Rating) of 10.

C fucked D on the countertop that was just installed for less than 30 seconds before it completely ripped out of the wall, sending both C and D to the ground in a filthy admixture of lumber, metal, and shame. The countertop is NOT Fuck-on-able (Fuck-on-ability Rating) of 1. The countertop may not be re-installed and the apartment or house must be completed without a countertop.

by spasmolytic October 15, 2011

ablah

A moron
An idiot
Stupid

Is usually replaced with the persons name and said at the first of the sentence when speaking to the person.

"Ablah, whats wrong with you?"

by DJRezaRezaReza April 22, 2007

Ablowha

In the ancient Polynesian tradition, a new female visitor to any of the Pacific islands is obligated to provide oral pleasure to their companion within 15-45 minutes of landing on Polynesian soil.

We were stuck on the Tarmac at Honolulu airport so my girlfriend performed an ablowha in the airplane lavatory so that it was within the 45-minute limit.

by Spook5128 November 20, 2009

Ablah

Pretty, nice, kind usually a little mean. Shy at times. Get to know her well and trust you’ll love her. You should have her in your life. Cute, perfectly formed. Queen. She is loyal. Lucky to have. DO NOT break her heart as she is very loving, romantic and caring. The one and only..

E.g

Friend: meet my friend Ablah, she’s so kind and pretty.
Friend 2: hey

Cute, fun loving bestie. Loyal and lucky to have. Ablah is caring.

by BBYGxx August 2, 2019