(before 2020)
S.I.M.P. stands for "Squirrels In My Pants," a song from the show Phineas and Ferb in 2008.
In the episode "Comet Kermillian," the song was improvised when Candace was struggling to get two squirrels out of her pants. Immediately before, Suzy Johnson had used a croquet mallet to shoot an acorn into her pants and the squirrels followed the acorn.
S.I.M.P. stands for "Squirrels In My Pants," a song from the show Phineas and Ferb in 2008.
In the episode "Comet Kermillian," the song was improvised when Candace was struggling to get two squirrels out of her pants. Immediately before, Suzy Johnson had used a croquet mallet to shoot an acorn into her pants and the squirrels followed the acorn.
So they wrote a song about entering a girl's pants trying to get a nut. And called the song SIMP. They are time travelers and no one can convince me otherwise.
by maple17 August 17, 2020
Get the Simpmug. Someone who puts the hoes before the bros, simps will do or say anything to please someone, particularly a girl, in the hopes that they will gain favor with that person.
by zoe ellys May 10, 2021
Get the simpmug. a dude gettin played 4 his chips by female and /or lets her
walk all ova cuz his sprung off da pussy.
a nigga gettin pimped by bitch .
walk all ova cuz his sprung off da pussy.
a nigga gettin pimped by bitch .
by MAC^ MAC^ October 5, 2006
Get the SIMPmug. Bro 1: Yo you want to see my girlfriends nudes instead of playing video games? I even managed to get a partnership with iDubbbz
Bro 2: Wtf bro are you a simp or some shit?
Me: HOLY SHIT BANISH THIS SIMP FROM OUR TRIBE!1!1!!1!
Bro 2: Wtf bro are you a simp or some shit?
Me: HOLY SHIT BANISH THIS SIMP FROM OUR TRIBE!1!1!!1!
by MazdasAreTheBest April 29, 2020
Get the Simpmug. "Charles decided to hang out with girlfriend instead of gaming with the boys on Wednesday afternoon, he's such a simp"
by the transexual March 24, 2020
Get the Simpmug.