Sneaky Reed

One who slips into butt sex unannounced

"whoa! slow down there sneaky reed"

by bovice the 4th April 4, 2009

Bill Reed

A pervy dude that rubs his beard on to you so you get tickled.

Mr Pruner was bill reed to bradys hair.

by Gotten.com February 28, 2022

Joshua Reed

A smart kid who has a friend who is very annoying. His name starts with B or V. He plays video games and he is good at them.

"Joshua Reed is so good at Fortnite!"
"I know"

by TooGudAtLife October 16, 2018

spencer reed

A geek in Criminal Minds who uses a weird gun and his smarts to catch baddies.

Well hello there Dr. Spencer Reed

by Dr. Hypnotist PHD January 2, 2017

Reed Cuisine

A meal with a recipe that is so unthinkable that it can only be the work of some backwards thinking troglodyte.

Mikey: "Here! Have a Chernobyl Sandwich!"
Finn: "What is a Chernobyl Sandwich?"
Mikey: "About half a jar of Nutella and half a jar of Peanut Butter slapped between two slices of bread."
Finn: "That is some fucking Reed Cuisine right there!"

by BlueXander May 25, 2023

Dirty Reed

When you give someone a blowjob while they are still sweaty from working a full day of manual labor.

My husband came home from work and he looked so good I gave him a dirty reed right then and there.

by Dr0pTh3M1k3 January 8, 2022

abby reed

Abby reed is a girl that has gone throw alot but still makes evry one laugh likes bb but is not that Athletic she is and amazing girl

She is jusst like abby reed

by @mb May 7, 2018