A real cutie that will wait a while before actually making a move on someone. Once they do, the guy will end the relationship over nothing, like a jerk.
by BuddyTheElf44 June 20, 2010
Get the Parkermug. by riles1 October 17, 2008
Get the Parkeredmug. he'll flatter you at first, but he's the fuckboy of the world. he's a player and his friends aren't trustworthy. so he's a loner basically. he wished he didn't play so many girls ... but they don't give a fuck. and he has a tiny ass dick
by _bitchiknow October 11, 2015
Get the Parkermug. -TITAN-
Peter Parker: I don't feel so good. Mr. Stark, what's happening? *stumbles into Tony's arms*
Tony Stank: You're alright kid, you're alright.
Peter Parker: I don't wanna go, sir. Please, I don't wanna go! I don't wanna go!
Tony Stank: * lays Peter down*
Peter Parker: I'm sorry. *turns to dust*
Peter Parker: I don't feel so good. Mr. Stark, what's happening? *stumbles into Tony's arms*
Tony Stank: You're alright kid, you're alright.
Peter Parker: I don't wanna go, sir. Please, I don't wanna go! I don't wanna go!
Tony Stank: * lays Peter down*
Peter Parker: I'm sorry. *turns to dust*
by This.Bitch.Empty.Yeet January 26, 2019
Get the Peter Parkermug. Originating from the youtube account Numberphile, Doing a parker square means that you have attempt to do something but didn't quite achieve accomplishing it.
Matt: Hey Brady, I solved this sodoku puzzle !
Brady: You repeat numbers in all the columns and rows.
Matt: It still sort of counts.
Brady: Face it Matt, this is a parker square sudoku.
Brady: You repeat numbers in all the columns and rows.
Matt: It still sort of counts.
Brady: Face it Matt, this is a parker square sudoku.
by "Donald Trump's Hair" Fetish May 26, 2016
Get the Parker Squaremug. An NBA point guard who plays for the San Antonio Spurs and is married to Eva Longoria. Talented, won 3 NBA championship rings with the Spurs.
by david faustino October 15, 2012
Get the Tony Parkermug. by pooplmao937 May 25, 2023
Get the Parker Effectmug.