Baldwin

Verb. To fail to check if a firearm is loaded. Point said firearm at your co-worker, pull the trigger, and be surprised when it goes off, and your co-worker dies.

My homie Alec is going to jail. He did a Baldwin on his secretary.

by Dexterboiii October 28, 2021

The Alec Baldwin

While Mastubating, Just before cumming, get your girls attention then turn and blow your load on her.

Dude, why is she pissed at you?!

Well... I gave her The Alec Baldwin! It was Great!

by MadhatterMatador October 27, 2021

Alec Baldwin

When you shoot a load and don’t know where it went.

I pulled and Alec Baldwin last night where I was polishing my pistol and shot so hard I didn’t see where it ended up.

by Jacque the Second December 1, 2021

Alec Baldwin

When a man has a failed vasectomy.

Laird, had an Alec Baldwin & now his wife has a surprised fourth child coming.

by Jdl September 18, 2022

Daniel baldwin

Six foot year 10 fire emoji, what more could you want? This steaming nonce will bum rape you as soon as you take your gaze away from him.

That guy is such a Daniel Baldwin

by Danielskid(locked in basement) March 25, 2025

Dirty Baldwin

Someone who performs oral sex on either gender in bright luminous reflective clothing, while using a dildo on themselves.

Fuck-me, Johnny Boy got out of car last night and pulled a Dirty Baldwin on me!

by LazerousAwoken April 1, 2020

hope baldwin

Brandon’s girl best friend, best friend, girlfriend, friend, favorite person

Amazing girl ever

Hope Baldwin is so amazing

by LadySparkles2828 May 31, 2023