Sphinctacular

An anus that is extremely tight and grips any object inserted into it.

My mistresses ass is sphinctacular compared to my wife's gape.

by Woodbilly July 20, 2012

peanut butter spoon

when there's a competition amongst donut operator followers and you win second place to loser on a cruiser.

Donut: you ever looked up peanut butter spoon on Urban dictionary?
everyone rn: no but im gonna do that
donut: i dont know if its a thing but it is now

by Jimbean69 September 19, 2020

Spite Monkey Attack

This is an action that usually takes place on Spite Monkey Sunday, some little prat decides that they can best get their self-aggrandising definition accepted by making multiple submissions. They then decide to try to improve their chances by voting against any other definition that has been submitted, a typical demonstration of the spite monkey mentality. The end result of their self-centred, immature nastiness is to effectively bring Urban Dictionary to a standstill.

What’s happening on Urban Dictionary, nothing’s moving? Must be a spite monkey attack.

by AKACroatalin August 10, 2016

Spice dispersal

When somehow your food gets spicier the next day after leaving it in the refrigerator. The process by which that occurs is called “spice dispersal”

My food got way hotter the next day. I can’t even eat it. Must have been spice dispersal in action!

by PhantomHandbag October 1, 2019

Brussels sprouts

A vegetable your mom forces you to eat even though it tastes like vomit and smells like farts.

No dessert unless you eat your Brussels sprouts.

by zimmygirl777 September 3, 2022

A-Spot

Idk it’s something Monet made up

THE A-SPOT IS A REAL THING -Monet X Change

by SaraIsCool33 January 13, 2021

Spite Monkey Sunday

Spite Monkey Sunday is that day of the week when all the brain dead little losers try to get definitions accepted by Urban Dictionary. They try to get a flattering definition accepted, of themselves if they haven't got any friends, or of some female if they think it will help them get into her knickers. Why? Usually because they’re back at school on Monday and are trying to make themselves look good, the poor little winkies. Then the unthinkable happens, they’re definition is rejected because it doesn’t conform to the rules laid down by Urban Dictionary. Oh Calamity! So the silly little wank biscuits throw a hissy fit, go into a session to vote on the inclusion of new words and reject everything without bothering to read it. Then comes Monday and these sad little gleets go back to school and bother the human race somewhat less than they do at weekends.

“Couldn’t get a thing accepted on Urban Dictionary, it was Spite Monkey Sunday.”

by AKACroatalin April 27, 2015