New Zealand

country with a lot of hills, sheep, fruit, and a ridiculously small military.

eventually i plan to go to new zealand and drive around on curvy roads on pocket bikes.

by teevee June 9, 2003

new zealand

woah... new zealand is a great country! heaps of aussies love new zealand i don't know why people think we hate new zealand i think it is a beautiful country. infact, i have actually never come accross a person in australia who has shown hatred towards nz. actually, more people in new zealand have a hatred towards australia because they think we have a hatred towards new zealand.

so chill out dude! you would be lucky to come accross someone who disliked nz. i think nz rocks.

Heaps of polls have been done about australias favourite country and heres one with the results:

New zealand (93%)
England (4%)
France (2%)
Japan (0.8%)
America (0.2%)

by sarah-3-2321 June 12, 2006

New Zealand

the ugly more adventurous cousin of Australia.

wanna go to "New Zealand"?

No. i want to go to Australia.

by Snapestar June 12, 2009

zella mayzell

The BEST band in the entire universe.

I love ZELLA MAYZELL so much that I can't stop listening to them because they're amazing and obviously the best band in the entire universe.

by Candi January 14, 2005

ziplanie

When two people who have been dating for a limited time have sex within the first 24 hours.

Hello, my name is Zip, and I shall have sex with you despite the fact that we don't know each others middle names. This would be ziplanie

by Rh Factor June 23, 2006

ZEELAND

A SMALL TOWN (NEARBY HOLLAND) WHERE NOTHING EVER HAPPENS EXCEPT FOR GETTING HARASSED FOR NOT BEING WHITE ENOUGH. ALSO KNOWN AS "CHURCH-TOWN"

I HATE TRAVELING THRU ZZEELAND TO GET TO GRAND RAPIDS

by COLORBLIND October 18, 2008

New Plymouth, New Zealand

Small city where noone indicates while driving. Full of teens who do laps around the 3 blocks that is town, 2-something men who like 14-yo girls.
High crime rate due to many thickos who breed when they should really hide in a corner and hope noone ever sees their uggo face.

"New Plymouth, New Zealand is a small town in Taranaki"
"I live in NP, Taradise, NEW ZEALAND!"
"I have screwed most of the guys in New Plymouth, New Zealand"

by NZGirl December 21, 2009