one who is evil inside and out, is prone to wear zebra and look like a dinosaur with huge nostrils. nbd stay away from these dangerous creatures.
by smartinformer September 16, 2009
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by Caitlinn July 21, 2005
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A moment of extreme ignorance and/or confusion almost simultaneously followed by a gloriously epic epiphany of some sort.
"Wait Jakie, you're telling me girls don't adore kung-fu movies for their anniversaries?"
"WOW NICK OF COURSE NOT!"
"So girls like diamonds, shoes, clothes, and stuffed animals?"
"Yes, EXACTLY!"
"Well thats shallow."
"Were a shallow race"
"I just had a zeblanc moment; girls are a shallow race who only like shoes, clothes, stuffed animals, and diamonds."
"WOW NICK OF COURSE NOT!"
"So girls like diamonds, shoes, clothes, and stuffed animals?"
"Yes, EXACTLY!"
"Well thats shallow."
"Were a shallow race"
"I just had a zeblanc moment; girls are a shallow race who only like shoes, clothes, stuffed animals, and diamonds."
by Zabrackis January 15, 2008
Get the zeblanc mug.The Zebra Factor is an arbitrary representation which determines to what degree an actual outcome is deviant to an expected outcome within the facts presented. Based on the idea that when all signs point to a horse, it may still be a zebra. Ancillary to Occam's Razor.
"You learn the Zebra Factor in first year medical school; when you hear hoof beats, think horses, not zebras." - House MD
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Somebody who couldn't tell the truth if their life depended on it.
Zebu, meaning deception or lies comes from the practice of unscupulous restaurants saving money by passing off imported, tough Zebu meat as proper domestic steak.
Somebody who couldn't tell the truth if their life depended on it.
Zebu, meaning deception or lies comes from the practice of unscupulous restaurants saving money by passing off imported, tough Zebu meat as proper domestic steak.
Steve: That Hillary Clinton is such a liar. Said she'd been under sniper fire in Bosnia when she hadn't.
Fran: Yeah. And she claimed she was named after Sir Edmund Hillary, even though she was born five years before he climbed Mount Everest.
Steve: Don't forget when she said she was a fan of the New York Yankees, even though everyone knew she came from Chicago and supported the Cubs. What a liar.
Fran: She isn't just a liar. She's a real Zebu farmer.
Fran: Yeah. And she claimed she was named after Sir Edmund Hillary, even though she was born five years before he climbed Mount Everest.
Steve: Don't forget when she said she was a fan of the New York Yankees, even though everyone knew she came from Chicago and supported the Cubs. What a liar.
Fran: She isn't just a liar. She's a real Zebu farmer.
by Hieronymous October 12, 2009
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Etymology:
From ZEBU - a jowly cow-like creature from South America (that bears a passing resemblance to Rupert Murdoch) whose meat is often passed off as 'British steak' in pubs and restaurants - and BULLION - Money, gold, shekels, loot etc.
Etymology:
From ZEBU - a jowly cow-like creature from South America (that bears a passing resemblance to Rupert Murdoch) whose meat is often passed off as 'British steak' in pubs and restaurants - and BULLION - Money, gold, shekels, loot etc.
by Delmore October 13, 2009
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