Zach's penis

13 inches in length, this gigantic thing will turn you inside out with no problem. You will barely be able to fit it in your mouth. Get lots of lube before you try this penis.

I could barely take Zach's penis last night! I can barely walk!

by Godofreeee December 10, 2021

Zacharee

Someone who has a big dick and doesn't waste time on slutty whore with the first initial of there name being either A or H or M

Zacharee is amazing and tour just fucking jelly

by GrimDreamz February 13, 2022

Luh Zach

Can Take Your Girl In A Smooth Fashion

"Dang There Go Luh Zach Hide You Female"

by Luh Zach October 20, 2020

Zach LaVine

The best shooter and dunker of all time, beats Jordan as best bulls guard.

Zach LaVine is a GOAT!!!

by Curry King 123 March 9, 2021

fat zach

A walking whale With a little chode and he likes girls 18 years younger than him

Look at that fat Zach

by Ronald burris October 26, 2017

Zach Jones

A Marijuana smoking genius, defined as one of the best looking men as far as history can go back, this man has the most tallent and ambition than most people, he rarely fights but when he does faces are permanently damaged. he can be a lazy bastard but that is his only flaw. his touch with women is orgasmic, never once described as "OK" or "Kidna Good" its always "FANTASTIC" or "The Best Ive Ever Had". He only Hangs out with fly people and PIMP'S, But he is considered "KING PIMP". always well dressed and smells like marijuana smoke or cherry scented vagina. Its known to be good luck to pull down his pants and suck his penis, unless you get smacked in the mouth kuz your ugly. he has vanquished any obstacle in his path and always will. If you meet someone with this name you must bow as if he was a god because he is similar to a god.

Zach Jones is the best looking pimp, with the biggest dick.

by mr.mackwithabigsack February 3, 2012

Zach

A super thicc boi

Look at that super thicc boi, he’s probably a zach

by Yardyknowwhoitis April 21, 2018