Zombie Eyes 

When you ejaculate into someone’s face and it gets in their eyes. They then put their hands out in front of them to feel around for a cum shammy, because they can’t see. All while complaining with a Ahhhhh.... sound, like a zombie

I was titty fucking her and it went off in her face. She couldn’t find a towel because of her zombie eyes.

Zombie Eyes by BC Diggs June 30, 2018

Zombie Try 

Phrase used to express the poor quality of the attempt (short use: zt)

Very bad pass, a goal due to a very simple mistake. It wasn't necessary, it was a zombie try.

Zombie Try by emrethelad99 October 6, 2021

Zombie Profile 

A personal profile that is no longer active or does not interact with others on a website. Websites often display these to artificially inflate their membership numbers. For example on a dating website someone who has not logged in for months or on a social media website someone who may be deceased.

I joined match.com but people don't pay for membership or haven't logged in for months so its mostly zombie profiles.

Zombie Profile by Wordiculous February 26, 2020

Zombie rod 

When a male has too many ejaculations in a short period of time. Eventually the glans (mushroom tip) will have a numb and pins and needles feeling. Erections at this point are like soggy macaroni. To rigidity or stiffness happening.

After an afternoon marathon of spanking the ham, I got a bad case of zombie rod.

Zombie rod by M_Dubz152 June 7, 2023

Zombie Joint 

A joint that you have put inside of a typical metal pipe, then smoke out of the pipe until the whole joint is douched in resin. Can smoke up to an hour.

Zombie joints have a really scary high

Zombie Joint by Abriel Ole September 30, 2016

Zombie turtle 

This phrase is a humorous description of something painfully slow.

Gaaawd, the waiter is moving like a Zombie turtle!

Zombie turtle by I, Wreckerrr June 10, 2021

Zombie Drunk 

Combination of drunkenness and fatigue which leaves the drinker in a zombie like state.

Into the Ballantine Ale now, zombie drunk and nervous. I recognize this feeling: three or four days of booze, drugs, sun, no sleep and burned out adrenaline reserves-a giddy, quavering sort of high that means the crash is coming. But When?

Zombie Drunk by Max Dick January 18, 2009