A rudimentary form of birth control in which an individual licks the pre cum off of the penis before intercourse.
Jenny: "I heard you and Brian had unprotected sex last night. Aren't you afraid you might get pregnant?"
Becky: "Na, I made sure to skim the yogurt before I let him stick it in."
Becky: "Na, I made sure to skim the yogurt before I let him stick it in."
by BigTitti3 May 14, 2020
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Rancher 1: Hot damn! What is that smell?
Rancher 2: Aw, that's just Jeanine. She finally got around to cleaning that horse cock sleeve and now she's got pony yogurt up to her elbow!
Rancher 2: Aw, that's just Jeanine. She finally got around to cleaning that horse cock sleeve and now she's got pony yogurt up to her elbow!
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Can either be used in reference to someone consistently getting the lyrics wrong or for someone making lyrics up as you go along for lack of knowing the song.
Can either be used in reference to someone consistently getting the lyrics wrong or for someone making lyrics up as you go along for lack of knowing the song.
OMG that's a classic case of yogurt-singing!
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