Vacation Warp

The time warp you realize you have entered when returning from vacation. Some things are vaguely familer, some things time has stood still, and yet others are in a dimension yet to be discovered.

Dude 1: What's happening since I have been gone?

Dude 2: Are you kidding me? What kind of vacation warp are you in?

Dude 1: (half-zombied) Did I miss something?

by jpkaty January 3, 2010

sausage wrapper

When a fat girl wears a tight dress and the fat rolls bunch up,creating the sausage wrapper effect.

Ricky: "Hey Bonk, did you see Tina wearing that tight dress"?

Bonk: "Yes, she is so fat she looks like a sausage wrapper"!

by tr353r February 3, 2010

dick wrappers

another name for condoms

Anyone need dick wrappers?

by extet May 26, 2010

Chili wrap

(v): The act of resorting to using plastic wrap as a condom. When the opportunity to have sex with a girl presents itself, a guy will take what ever measures necessary to complete the task. This includes the chili wrap.

Guy 1 : “Hey man, I'm about to bang this chick but I don’t have a condom.”

Guy 2 : “Don’t trip. I have some plastic wrap in the kitchen..you’ll have to ”chili wrap” your shit tonight.”

by Tiburon February 8, 2013

Under Wraps

Something that is being managed and handled, thus requiring no concern from other parties. As defined by JK's outlook on Australian colloquialism.

Don't worry Sam it's under wraps

by Kackson Jerr March 19, 2017

california fish wrap

an action during sex when a girl takes a shit as she orgasms and the guy shoves his dick into the turd and cums into it

the definition of the california fish wrap tells it all

by lolcrack April 26, 2014

warped whore

A girl who constantly announces her desire to go to the Warped Tour. If said girl has already gone to Warped, she will post 3,000+ pictures of herself and various bands on her Facebook and/or MySpace.

A warped whore is generally 15 and under, and usually about 5'2" with a big mouth and "punk rawk" clothes from Hot Topic.

Alyse is the biggest warped whore I've ever met.

Man, did you see those skanky warped whores?

by zoeyainthowuspellit July 18, 2009