by rob March 23, 2005
Get the world of warcraftmug. a horrible, horrible rpg game. It takes able bodied youth of today and turns them into freaks. i have never tempted myself with this horrible lifesucking antichrist, or any other stupid computer games, but some of my friends have. I once had two friends who got hooked on the game some time ago. these were just normal kids, liked a little bit of sex, a little bit of partying, a little bit of hemp. one of them had the hottest girlfriend i have ever seen. the kid lived three houses down from me. when his single father went away on frequent buisiness trips, i often heard screams of passion coming from his house. anyways, his dad goes on a buisiness trip. instead of going to school, work, seeing his friends or humping his fine girl, he plays WOW all week. so the girl breaks up with him. it sends him into a deep depression. i see no sign of life from the house for three weeks. so a day before his dad gets home, i go into his house. unfortunately, i catch him in the heat of passion going man-1, so to speak. his basement was disgusting. there were about 6 dirty plates, a few bags of chips, and piss on the floor. the air smelt of pot and farts. i could see white skeet on his rug. there were 32 messages on his answering machine, most of which were his girl trying to contact him. the last message said '...if you don't pick up the phone, you can fuck WOW for the rest of your life!!!". about 3 months later, the kids house burns down. apparently, when the kids dad took the computer away, he attempted to burn himself alive. it didn't work and he was sent to rehab. for wow, no shit. after about a month, I heard he had died. he drowned himself in the pool at his clinic because he needed wow so much. when i went to his funeral, he had gained about 80 pounds.
by pasfpasgafgb December 13, 2006
Get the world of warcraftmug. A cool fun game where you level up do quests and interact with 9 million other people from around the world.its a fun game but douches say oh it sucks and all you do is walk around and kill shit, you probably think it sucks because you suck and just die all the time, cause ur a dumbass who doesnt know how to play a game.
by HarleyS January 12, 2008
Get the world of warcraftmug. by ok so its eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee October 26, 2020
Get the world of warcraftmug. The best MMORPG ever besides asheron's call it consumes your sould until you hit lv 60 and have done all the quests... you can never beat it only temporarily so..
by tehpunkgeek July 26, 2005
Get the world of warcraftmug. An electronic castrater; if played beyond the 9th grade testicles fall off and implode; warlocks and rogues run the world not only online but the host player; very much like a cancer of the testicles
World of Warcraft is an eater of souls...Dude why do you have a vagina, oh you play WOW. Why doesnt he get laid, oh he does but in iron forge.
by Nas Kas August 23, 2006
Get the World Of Warcraftmug. Imagine being addicted to crack, cocaine, meth and LSD at the same time. Warcrack is 100 times as bad as all those together. Instead of getting addicted physically, you get mentally.There is no known cure so far and no vaccine. Though there are rumors Blizzard is hiding one to give to addicted people to stop them from going on a rampage when the game stops being profitable and they stop creating new expansions.That is.....never?
new world of warcraft player:damn don't you guys have a life?
old wow player:never confuse wow with real life. wow IS real life!
old wow player:never confuse wow with real life. wow IS real life!
by unknown899 April 16, 2009
Get the world of warcraftmug.