He wolverined me last night.
by KapriSun May 3, 2016
Get the wolverined mug.The most badass, ferocious, terrifying, 30 pounds on god's green earth. These little mf's can see through a hundered feet of trees, bushes, rocks, dirt, and ice, can smell a single drop of blood from halfway across canada and have teeth and claws sharper than a diamond-toothed saw. In a single bite one could snap dwayne johnson in half like a toothpick. Super ultra-camo makes them completely invisible to even the most advanced detection equipment. If you encounter one in the wilderness there is no hope. They run faster, climb better, are smarter, swim faster than anything humans will ever create! Just sit down and accept your fate. There really is no plutonium in nuclear bombs, they are actually just a containment device for wolverines that were given to us by the gods and have been weaponized by governments around the world. In their spare time wolverines enjoy ripping the throats out of grizzly bears and a single wolverine has been observed chasing 50 polar bears away from a group of seals that the bears had killed. The mountains are their's; the higher in elevation they are the more powerful they become! There is no weapon powerful enough to combat their healing powers! The babies are super cute but don't be fooled, they are just as deadly as the adults! Stalin didn't kill 20 million of his people, he just sent them to siberia, the wolverines did the rest! The viking colony in canada didn't fail because of the natives! It was because they encountered wolverines!
by Jefferyman August 19, 2017
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Business jargon for a low-ball counter offer; typically used in jest after recovering from sticker shock. Usage began in late March 2010 in North Texas.
"They are asking for $10,000."
"Will they go for $100?"
"Dude, that's a total wolverine move you just pulled."
Also: "Dude, you don't have to go all "wolverine" on us."
"Will they go for $100?"
"Dude, that's a total wolverine move you just pulled."
Also: "Dude, you don't have to go all "wolverine" on us."
by TheNewWolverine March 31, 2010
Get the Total Wolverine Move mug.This nigga betta back tha hell up! I'm bouts to go ghetto wolverine on his ass!
Yeah, Timmy talked shit last night and got all cut up by that ghetto wolverine.
Yeah, Timmy talked shit last night and got all cut up by that ghetto wolverine.
by blockhead428 May 13, 2012
Get the ghetto wolverine mug.The Michigan Wolverines are a NCAA Big 10 football team that has got the short end of the stick for the past decade. There are team that has a shitty fanbase; often thinking they are better than they really are. Despite this, their rivals fanbases tend to be equally as bad or worse (especially the fans in Ohio). They've went through a cycle of coaches that were both awful and culture changing to Maize and Blues history. In recent years, their new head coach Jim Harbaugh has tried his best to turn around this program, yet he still can't beat Ohio State in "The Game." Every year it seems like Michigan will do well, they fail. They blow it against some shit team, then they follow that up by getting beat by the Buckeyes The Game being the only semi-hard game on THEEEE Ohio State schedule.
Michigan Fan: "The Michigan Wolverines will be great this year!"
Any other NCAAF team fan: "Yeah just as great as you've been for the last ten years."
OSU fan: "We will always be the best team in the Big Ten. Also, Urban Meyers dick is the tastiest think I've put in my mouth!!!"
Any other NCAAF team fan: "Yeah just as great as you've been for the last ten years."
OSU fan: "We will always be the best team in the Big Ten. Also, Urban Meyers dick is the tastiest think I've put in my mouth!!!"
by CollegeFootballFan123 November 11, 2018
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by SmeeveJeeve September 28, 2020
Get the Filthy Wolverine mug.To wander around aimlessly (normally at home in your pyjamas) in a state of general non-achievement. Might be cognate with a sedate state of faffing.
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Morning! I'm up and about and generally wildering. Not much achieved this morning and no prospect of achievement in sight! X
Morning! I'm up and about and generally wildering. Not much achieved this morning and no prospect of achievement in sight! X
by cycling pilot November 27, 2012
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