WOKE

Originally dating back to at least the 1940s, an African American grammatical error, used to mean AWAKE, in a political sense.

Unheard of in the UK until the BLM movement spread over here in the late 2010s.

Then hijacked by middle class pseudo Socialists, as a virtue signal.

Now used as an insult, to point out just how moronic and out of touch those people are.

WOKE is like COOL, if you think you are, you're defiantly not.

That WOKE twat thinks men can have babies.

by Rikstir August 30, 2023

woke

Woke is a mutable ideology that refutes based ideology.

Woke people believe in God but also believe in abortion.

by Smell Test August 28, 2023

woke

to always be on ones grind!

SnowThaProduct: i just sold 100 mixtapes in 30 minutes
Fans: damnnnnnn, u woke!!!!!!!

by ProductPusha August 31, 2010

woke

To not be asleep or to rouse from sleep.

I woke up with a massive stonker, i had to throw one out to get rid of it!
or
When I woke up this morning my keks were spunky wet, must've had a wet dream!

by !cunt! December 25, 2016

wokeness

Self-righteousness masquerading as enlightenment.

Woke Willy: Believe women and empower women. Don't believe women and empower rapists.
Skeptical Sammy: Your wokeness is showing.

by Fata Morgana May 15, 2019

woke

How Norman "Nick" and Shea view themselves due to their "extensive" knowledge on drugs. These self proclaimed "drug experts" know all the effects and background of every drug. With their "expertise" on drugs, they constantly try to push the narrative that most of these drugs aren't even bad. The reality of the situation is that they've seen some random fuckass bullshit on reddit or seen some tard pro-drug documentary. Usually Norman "Nick" will start spitting some bullshit on drugs with Shea following him and backing whatever bullshit comes out of Norman "Nick"'s mouth. Neither of these dudes are even close to "woke" but for some reason they keeping wanting to believe that they are on a complete different universe just because they "know so much" about drugs.

Norman "Nick": Yo would y'all ever try cocaine? I would definitely do it if given the opportunity.
Everyone else: Yo wtf, nigga are you stupid?
Norman "Nick": Dude it's not even that bad, it's not that much worse than caffeine.
Shea: Yea, he's actually not wrong, it's just a plant.
Ray Naker: Bruh stfu, y'all are not woke.

by TurnM3Up December 31, 2020

woke

Enlightened - beyond the normal curve in progressive thinking.

I thought Josh was, you know, woke when it came to expressing his true feelings.

by KImCobain July 26, 2017