Matt Wieters

When your dick is so long you need to use a condom for protection. Not from STD's but from carpet burns and other sharp objects that may be lying on the floor.

I have having a Matt Wieters because I couldn't walk through the Holland Tunnel because of how long my dick is.

by Dunlap12345 June 11, 2009

Wittenberg University

A highly prestigious liberal arts university in Springfield, Ohio known for hot girls, excessive amounts of alcohol, relentless parties, bar crawls, and anything else that doesn't have to do with getting an education

It took me five years to gradate.
Why?
I went to Wittenberg University!

by Clark Disney September 21, 2005

Winter Blanket

A relationship which starts after the Labor Day holiday lasting at the absolute latest until the Memorial Day celebrations and shore house rentals begin (Although mentally the relationship will be over in March or whenever the beach house deadline date is). This relationship is often used to give an individual time to heal all wounds caused over the intense months 21-30 year old males deal with between the aforementioned holidays. These wounds typically include but are not limited to their physical bodies shape and unhealthiness, wallet, vacation day allotment, and brain. The girls can range dramatically but are preferably the lower maintenance “cute girl” you hooked up with during the summer – usually towards the end as there is less time for you to mess it up.

Guy 1: Wow what a crazy summer it’s almost good it’s come to an end.
Guy 2: Yea, I need to get my life back together. I was thinking about asking that girl from last weekend on a date.
Guy 1: She was cool, seems like a perfect winter blanket.
Guy 2: yea you’re right… next summers going to be great.

by FckTuesday October 20, 2008

Wifter

The Wifter is a small joint, opposit to a Bifter. Wifters are often rolled by begginers or pussyoles.

Rah boy i aint smoking no Wifter, I wanna get thrust!

Check this manz rolled some next Wifter.

by Ricky Allsop June 21, 2008

Winter Ball

A high school dance which tends to be postponed every year due to snow storms.

Student 1: Man, I'm so excited for the dance this weekend!
Student 2: Don't get too excited. This is winter ball, I doubt it'll actually be this weekend.

by N@y March 27, 2012

Winter Cuddle

Laying down by a cozy fireplace on a couch with the one you love cuddling.

Tom said to Jenny "Hey, want to go to my place and winter cuddle?"

by Ct_avy March 21, 2016

winter sandals

cardboard boxes worn on your feet in the wilderness, especially during wintertime, as a makeshift shoe/last resort.

brooklyn: oh man, my toes are so cold.

nicole: can’t relate, thanks to my trusty winter sandals.

by book69 May 25, 2018