Windows me

A pathetic attempt at trying to make windows 98 more stable and to make it look like DOS was gone. Sumtimes referred to as "windows 98 third edition."

I used windows me for 20 minutes and managed to find multiple bugs. I immediately went back to windows 2000 afterwards.

by assassin25 April 27, 2005

Windows Vista

the newest in a long line of crappy OS's from Microsoft. This one promises to track your every move, so watch out all you internet pedophiles out there!! they'll know who you are!

Gary finished downloading a few videos and suddenly the FBI crashed through the door. "Damn you, Windows Vista!" He screamed whilst they hauled his ass to the pokey.

by nukresoft November 15, 2005

Windows Snap Feature

A feature preinstalled within Microsofts "Windows 7" software. Often used by Males between the ages of 16 - 25 while masterbating. One side of the screen houses the porn, whilst the other side houses the girl he would like to plow the fuck out of.

Phillip: "hey Todd, I'm gonna go masterbate for like 10 minutes, stay on Facebook!

Todd: "Make sure you use windows snap feature!"

Phillip: "Oh hell, yeah! Jenny just took her pictures off private. Gonna be a wild run!"

by Masterbalian February 11, 2012

Windows 10

Spyware with nothing but driver errors, and error codes.

I'd say you're better off using anything but windows 10.So windows 8, windows 7, linux, etc.

If you're gonna use windows 10, prepare to come across every windows error in existence, "IN JUST ONE DAY"

by UnknownPersonsss September 20, 2019

Windowsill Bay

Time away from work spent at home.

"Where you going next week when you are off work?"

"Windowsill bay"

by Bristol Tone October 4, 2008

Windows Computer

A piece of technology that is used to surf the web, play games, or, as most commonly used, to look up porn. It works for it's purpose, but you know that it's not the best. You use it, but only because you have to, and are too afraid to put in the time and money of getting a real computer that doesn't shit itself and die every time you look at it too hard.

It's lot like a bad prostitute.

Dude 1: Hey man, so hows your Windows Computer doing?
Dude 2: Not so good. I mean, it works, but every time I'm using it I always scream out "MACINTOSH!" by mistake.

by TheVampireKow October 18, 2009

windows update

(n.) - A utility installed on most newer Windows OS's, which is used for simple minded folk to easily ""fix"" the holes in common windows programs.

i. Bob doesn't understand how to update his computer in a proper manner, so he uses windows update instead.

by Agent Spork November 13, 2003