wingless

A nickname of Lucifer and also the Antichrist

In Christian philosophy, the foretold prophet of Satan who will weed/balance out Christianity in that he will represent a negative Christ to free the world from the bounding parameters of the religion, or in biblical terms, "destroy it".

In many other religions he represents a force free of prejudice and unfair judgement. He is seen as a revolutionizing polarizing agent wielding powers from the underworld sent to rid the world of suffering, a dark angel blessed with the gifts of many deities including immense intelligence and speed. As Christ was said to have been murdered and resurrected in the Bible, the Antichrist is said to be resurrected from death by Satan (in Christianity) or a dark angel or a deity from the underworld on a significant date shortly before his reign. Alternate versions of this prophecy state that he is betrayed and discovered by a close friend (much like Jesus is from Judas) and put to death in secrecy by religious extremists, unlike Christ's open crucifixion, and that during his murder he is saved by an agent of the Devil, who kills his enemies and brings him to safety, and ultimately, his ascension.

In modern films like the Matrix, the Antichrist is portrayed as Neo, who being the 6th version, eventually fails and is brought down.

"Hey are you wingless?"

"Yeah."

"Oh, so you know Satan right?"

"Yeah he's my Uncle."

by metastasis July 8, 2012

Winkelspecht

Winkelspechts are the sexiest beasts alive. They can be easily identified by the cone shaping of the cranium. They are well known to make animal calls when other Winkelspechts are around. These calls are very distinct, they are refered to by many as a combination of a moose and a dove. Winkelspechts will attack on site if provoked. They are provoked easiest by hairy Russians and greasy midgets.

Jimmy was sent to the hospital the other day. He was exploring in dem woods when a wild Winkelspecht suddenly attacked.

by Sexy Soup December 13, 2012

wrinkled starfish

Females anus after anal sex, similar to pink sock. This suggests anus sagging with flaps of skin or perhaps hemoroids.

Dude: Did you get her ass?
Homie: I did it so hard I left her with a wrinkled starfish!

by Truckpipe August 21, 2008

Winklevi

Second place finishers, runner-ups, honorable mentions...basically, all those who just weren't quite good enough.

Do you remember the guy Michael Phelps beat by a split second? He was such a winklevi...

by MZuck October 9, 2010

nut wrinkle

the space between two little flaps of skin on the ball sack that incubates smelly,dirty sweat and leftover cunt drippings for the next person to lick

that britney is about as clean as a nut wrinkle

by rjrumples January 11, 2009

Mary Winkler

Mary Winkler was convicted of voluntary manslaughter in the 2006 shooting death of her husband, Matthew Winkler, the preacher at the Fourth Street Church of Christ in the small town of Selmer, Tennessee. She gained national attention due to public speculation about her motives and mental health, allegations of abuse by her husband, her brief flight from the state, and again for the brief length of her jail sentence. At the trial it became known that her husband made her wear stripper shoes and wigs during intercourse. After the trial she gained more national attention when the show “Snapped” aired a telling of her story and also when the Drive-By Truckers penned the song “The Wig He Made Her Wear,” including it on their 2010 album The Big To Do.
2) a euphemism for a crazy girl.

Man, that Kelly is a straight Mary Winkler.

by Melvin5000 July 6, 2010

wrinkle rub

One who rubs his flesh thermometer to ensure it's wrinkle free and ready for action.

Scotty did the wrinkle rub to Adam before he got his temp taken.

by The slap daddy! November 26, 2007