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wiener and pudding

a slang for eluding that you are gonna get sex.
I'm gonna get some wiener and pudding tonight.

I hope you do.
by ZeeMehDud August 17, 2016
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Wicked Wiener

a insult for someone that is acting dumb.
Why did you jump off a 500ft cliff, your such a wicked wiener.
by kassideeIsbetter October 15, 2022
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Beaver wiener

A hermaphrodite's sexual organ, combining the appearance of a vagina with the presence of a rudimentary penis.
The purported evidence of Lady Gaga's "beaver wiener" shocked the audience at one of her live concerts.
by Orbweaver July 8, 2011
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Wiener Brothers

When two gentlemen have made love to the same woman on separate occasions, they are linked with an unbreakable bond and are known as Wiener Brothers.

Any form of sex (fanny, bum, mouth) will do, though the bond is that little bit tighter if both aforementioned wieners have visited the same orifice, or indeed more than one!

There is no expiration time, any duration between these sessions is allowed, though if all three parties are engaged in love making at the same time, the Wiener Twins rule comes into play.
Aaron: so you know Jeeves's new girlfriend?
Jay: Who? Chloe?
Aaron: Yeah... She and I played hide the salami a couple years ago..
Jay: Holy shit! You're wiener brothers! Mazel Tov!!!

RHYMING NAMES HAVE BEEN USED TO PROTECT THE INNOCENT
by Reiquaza August 2, 2010
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Wiener Wackin'

1. The act of explaining something(Any noun) simple in an overexaggerated manner or in a way that no one would care about even though the one speaking may think so.

2. Showboating it in the same way.
3. When someone makes an amateur mistake while partaking in any action and causing a mass inconvenience for those around the person.
~Commonly used in conjuction with the phrase, "Herpin his/her/their derp..."
Example for 1:
Guy 1: "Wow! Check out these awesome purple shoes! They shine! They better too since they were $120 dollars!"
Guy 2: "Whats Guy 1 freaking out about?"
Guy 3: "Ugh he's just wackin' his wiener about his shoes. Whatever...(Guy 3 puts on a uncaring and sarcastic face)"

Example for 2:

See example for 1. Same rules apply.

Example for 3:
Guy: "What the fuck is he doing? The enemies altar is over there! He's fuckin' wiener wackin' and breaking the flow of the game! What's his damn problem?!?!?!?"
by Domo <3 February 18, 2011
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Wiener sex

Grabbing a sausage and putting it in your butthole/anus/vagina.
Nick: so what did you do yesterday?
Andrew: wiener sex
Nick: I’m interested
Nicole: me too..
by I’m in your mind July 15, 2018
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Wiener Slave

1. One who obsessively fascinates over a man's wiener.

2. A slave to another's wiener.

3. A greeting term.
Hey, that man over there is a wiener slave!

Whats up wiener slave, hows it going?
by G.W. Boone May 2, 2011
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