Tugging the Ween

To fill time with activity.
Making time appear fast by occupying yourself.
Touching your genitals out of boredom.
Masturbation.
Meditation.

Jerry is so excited for space camp that he's been tugging his ween from morning until night.
Time flies when you're tugging the ween.
I'll just be tugging the ween until you're free from work.

by Pet_Goat January 20, 2016

Wiggily ween

A penis that seems to be squirming around on its own which is very attractive

“I have a wiggily ween” “omg your so cool.”

by Coochie cooter crazy man robot December 28, 2020

Ween-eye

Ween-eye noun also known as the pea hole. not gender specific, mainly used when naming calling falls into conversation. It's your middles middle

your acting like a girls ween-eye right now.

by Yvonne Middle March 24, 2019

Ween

Short for wiener, as in a weird stupid person, also lefy is a ween. Really it can mean anything...

Lefy is the weenest ween who ever weened.

by Lefy666 September 30, 2017

Ween

To cut oneself off an addiction

‘He’s weening himself off the darts’

by Hannnnie May 9, 2019

SURPRISE WEENS

When you randomly DM someone with a image/gif of wiener dogs, sometimes accompanied by the message, “SURPRISE WEENS”

Not to be confused with sending random people dick pics (ya pervert)

Timbo: Huh, Jimothy sent me a message.
Jimothy: SURPRISE WEENS
Timbo: Aw those are some beautiful wieners

by ChuckChuckGoof November 15, 2025

Neck weening

Too stretch out your neck to get a better look at something.

Look at them neck weening to get a better view.

by ej2095 January 16, 2023