Warped Clam

When you fuck that pussy so hard it changes shape permanently.
God damn! I went so hard on that pussy that it became a Warped Clam!
by Lady Laqayqay February 26, 2023
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Genital Warping

To warp a male or female's genitals to an irreversible state, either by physical force, or pure speed.
Daniel's dick curves to the right, due to a genital warping.
by Zydrixx March 25, 2021
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warped puppy

Midwestern term used by wives to describe dumb husbands.
Kevin is such a warped puppy.
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Warped Tour 2005

This was the most iconic warped Tour that ever took place. It’s where bands like My Chemical Romance and Fall Out Boy played on the same stage. This was how the Peteky ship was born. Pete Wentz and his gay little ass Walked over to Mikey Way and was like “hey bro I like the skin from your shoulder to your ear it makes it all worth it.” And then Mikey was like “ya no homo tho” and Pete nodded in agreement.
Then they stood on a bridge and watched a New Mexico sunset, went to Waterparks, and gave each other high fives.

Oh they also had a little gang thing they called “the sweet little dudes”

It was also known as ‘The summer of like’ which was the original title of the Fall Out Boy song Band The Doldrums. It was originally written for one of the Shrek movies but ended up on their 2007 album Infinity On High. It’s obviously about Mikey Way himself along with like 80% of the album.
Person 1: warped tour 2005 was so funny.

Person 2: ya haha pete Wentz and Mikey way were super gay though.

Person 2: ya I agree.
by Dontworkhereanymore August 15, 2022
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Warp

Warp (Wourp) is a amount of time passed in ten hours
It took me 1 and a half warps to finish painting the house
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Warp

A hairy assed man who enjoys peanut butter and jelly wraps.
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Warp

When you are extremely high or drunk that you appear instantly in your bed.
Last night I drank so much I warped.
by VoidJuiceMan December 05, 2020
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