Warp Core Breach

An excuse for Geordi La Forge to do a cool barrel roll under an engineering door. Also when a Star Trek starship's engine is about to explode.

"COOLANT LEAK! We have a coolant leak in the engine core, I estimate two minutes to a warp core breach!"

by ClaymoreCountry December 23, 2022

Warp Feed

Eating on the run while under a very tight deadline.

I was starving but only had a few minutes between meetings, so I had to eat at warp feed.

by Def-troller August 22, 2016

Centene Time Warp Theory(CTWT)

Centene Time Warp Theory, or CTWT, is the phenomenon experienced by company employees that proposes that time is not as it is perceived it to be, i.e, minute for minute and second for second as expected. It is in fact a far higher ratio that isn't known until a work week is complete. There is no known formula to calculate this ratio prior to the end of a scheduled shift and is to this point, only a feeling experienced by those exposed. Any one person may have a different feeling that is dependent on their level of exposure.

There is currently no known cure for CTW sickness other than rest and time away from your job.

Pauly had a long week at work. He told Larry and Freddy that he was happy the week was over.

Pauly: Man I'm glad this week is over.

Freddy: Pauly, it's only Monday afternoon.

Pauly: No way, it feels like it's been a week already.

Larry: Pauly, let me educate you on Centene Time Warp Theory(CTWT). It makes you feel like you've worked an exponentially higher number of hours in a short period of time.

by LabwarzLarry February 01, 2023

Warp

Warp (Wourp) is a amount of time passed in ten hours

It took me 1 and a half warps to finish painting the house

by Timothy j kutchinski October 04, 2017

Warp

A hairy assed man who enjoys peanut butter and jelly wraps.

Warpy Mac loves peanut butter and jelly wraps.

by The rouging rat August 14, 2024

Warp

When you are extremely high or drunk that you appear instantly in your bed.

Last night I drank so much I warped.

by VoidJuiceMan December 05, 2020

warp

Travelling at speeds faster than light (usually in space), many sci-fi movies have warp-capable spaceships, all of which require some sort of warp core (which, as the name suggests, enables the object to travel at warp speeds).

warp

by fmate2006 August 30, 2019