bag warmer

When the balls enter the vagina.

That bitch gave me a bag warmer... now my ball are sticky/stinky

by todd the bod tennessee October 6, 2013

flange warmer

A flange warmer is a persons butt crack. It is spread wide to accommodate a mans penis to keep it warm in bed during the winter months. It is more effective if the butt cheeks are gently clenched to retain heat.

I had such a cold cock last night I couldn't wait to get into bed and get my boyfriend to give me a flange warmer.

by pipesucker May 8, 2018

professional bench warmer

You’re so good at warming that spot on the beach that you might get a d1 scholarship.

Sir, we are here to inform you that you have been excepted into the university of Florida for you bench warming capabilities, and we want you to be our professional bench warmer.

by Kiwidude April 3, 2023

Global warmer

Someone who farts so much, their contribution to greenhouse gas raises the average temperature of Earth.

Gavin ate chili. He's going to be a global warmer for two days.

by Ham So Low November 4, 2022

Liquid Leg Warmers

To be suffering from a particularly nasty bout of Diarrhea.

Tina was wearing the old Liquid Leg Warmers today, the bathroom was a mess!

by KrispyK87 February 16, 2020

Irish Leg Warmer

More common in rural areas an Irish Leg Warmer is the result of the combination long walk home and one too many beers.
Considered by many as unfortunate during the summer months but can be a life saver on a cold winter night.

Jayzus that was some night nearly froze to death on the way home if it wasn't for me Irish Leg Warmer

by JellyDeise September 16, 2016

fart warmer

Heated car seats...Duh!

Man it was so cold driving to work yesterday, I had to use the fart warmer.

by Chas501 January 8, 2018