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Wannabe Poseur

People who are so desprate to fit in, that'll be a posuer for anyone or anything.
See that girl over there, she's been a poseur for everyone this year including the teacher's pet. That's a Wannabe Poseur if I ever did see one.
by Adry Vulcan February 24, 2010
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Wannabe Drifter "W.A"

Wannabe drifter's are showing up in more and more various locations but the native land of the W.D (wannabe drifter) is Temecula,California. Locating a W.D isn't that hard as their camouflage isn't very good, see they will typically have bright red Nissans (240 is the model of choice) and if their red nissan 240 is not bringing enough attention to them it is not rare to find them in hopes of priming their car in a low quality spray paint primer.

To see if the person is a W.D we need to be friends with this person on facebook so we can see if they upload pictures of their Red or Primered Nissan 240(parked) and then proceed to set the photo as their avatar or "default" picture. This will help us to further our knowledge on the W.D. or not matter because it shows us that the W.D. is simply bringing attention to his/herself (typical to the W.D.). Another Bonus to the facebook friendship is that we may see things such as "drifting is my life" or "i love drifting" in the persons status or "about me" section on the left side of their profile, this,besides giving us a good laugh, proves that the person does not infact drift because no real racer would post such a mindbogglingly ridiculous quote on his/her's profile.( the W.D. will also be very cocky and post things such as "Too bad there aren't any real racers around" when infact they are not a real racer at all)
*Wannabe Drifter "W.A" is speeding by*

PERSON 1: dang that car was pretty cool! Person 2, did you see that?

PERSON 2: yeah it was just one of those wannabe drifters driving really fast trying to look cool.

PERSON 1: ohh wow yeah those guys are so cool!!!!!

W.D: *yells from window* im better than everyone in the world at drifiting!!!!!!!
by zkdfhaihcjkgt October 5, 2010
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Wannabe text

Similar to intellext, these are the grammatically correct texts usually seen in movies or shows that try to appeal to a pre-teen audience.

Example: Do u want 2 hangout 2morrow @ the mall ;) ?
iCarly and Beastly are wannabe texters.
by MyRazorLikestoNOMNOMNOM August 25, 2011
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wannabe trender

Www.wannabetrender.weebly.com is a cute little fashion blog for teens. One of the only fashion blogs that isn't centred around unacheivable standards and consumerism, but on the basics of fashion.
"Omg have you seen Wannabe Trender, the new fashion blog?"

"Haha I'm such a Wannabe Trender, love that blog"
by Mystery answrerererer April 17, 2014
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wannabe baraco

People who live outside of Louisdale, Nova Scotia (in front or behind the mall) that mock Baracos but they secretly want to be one. (Some have even been known to move there...even if it’s temporarily)
Those wannabe Baracos make jokes but we know the truth.
by 226alltheway December 28, 2020
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Wannabe Vegetarian

One whom claims they are vegetarian for a certain amount of time.
Son: "Hey Mom, i'm a vegetarian! But just for this month." Mom: "Don't be silly. You're just another one of those wannabe vegetarians."
by GregoryTheGreat March 6, 2011
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Wannabe Badass

A stereotypical group of people in modern society who try to act tough. These types of people often think they're ''gangster'' or ''street kids'', when they were actually raised by parents, go to a school of well learning and get everything handed to them. They're often bullies and act obnoxious, as well as pick on the weak. While these people try so hard to act badass (in which they aren't), they're actually the types that a badass would stand up to and tell them to get a life. Because these people dont dig what a Badass is. A badass does not bully the weak, or act loud, or try to follow the path of a gangster, at all. These people are the opposite of what they're trying to be, Badass.
Wannabe Badass: Now i'm going to prove how badass i am, by starting a fight with a kungfu fighter.

(Approaches a Badass Kungfu fighter)

Wannabe Badass: Hey you faggot! I'm a gangster, man, come on, man, you wanna fight with me, huh, huh, you wanna fight?

Badass: You're not a gangster. You go to school and have never been in a gang. And no i don't want to fight you, i don't fight the weak.

Wannabe Badass: I'm not weak man! Fuck you, man! I go to fitness every saturday, man! You're the one who's weak, man! Come on, you wanna fight me or not?
Badass: Are you retarded? I just told you, i dont want to fight you. And going to fitness only on saturday will not make you stronger.

Wannabe Badass: OK, that's it, i'm gonna fuck you up
Badass: (Punches Wannabe Gangster down on the ground with one fist)
Wannabe Badass: (Whines like a girl) Aaaaawww. F-Fuck you. Aaaahaaaw. Stop, stop, OK, i admit, i'm a pussy, just don't hit me anymooooore (moans)
Badass: Didn't I say i didn't want to fight you? Now dont ever do that again.
by CollectorofSouls January 25, 2015
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