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wake and bake

By far the best thing to do, as frequently as possible.

Gives you a more positive perspective on your day.
Life is stressful, marijuana relieves stress like nothing else in the world. That is why I wake and bake. Morning rush traffic jams become 'good opportunities to listen to more Billy Joel'... Legalize it.
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wake-fucked

When you wake up with unstyled hair and it looks fucked from sleeping on it.

When you do something while still half asleep.
I woke up with wake-fucked hair. My hair is wake fucked.

I walked into the wall because I was wake fucked.
by illustrix August 15, 2010
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waheed

a man who:
1. is sexy
2. is deezed
3. is handsome
4. is awesome, so awesome his awesomeness rubs off on you if you touch, rub, or lick him.
dude you're so waheed

omg its waheed, maybe if i go lick him his awesomeness will rub off on me.
by goatsmuggler October 15, 2011
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Wake and Bacon

When an individual wakes up to the smell of bacon, eats it, and proceeds with his/her day under the influence of the sheer power of bacon.
Guy 1: Yeah, everyday this week I've just been wake and baconning.

Guy 2: Whadda champ.
by Zeakladroda July 9, 2010
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Waleed

''Waleed'' is a boys name and comes from the Arabic language.

Someone known as 'Waleed' is also perceived as very kind man, in fact, so kind it is not easily expressible. It's difficult to express how amazing a person named waleed can be and that difficulty gives rise to serious frustration,Honestly. Waleed is funny, waleed is charming and handsome AF. Waleed is a blessing to those he is close to. He can make you laugh when you don't even want to smile, and you can trust him with your life. Someone who is so unique and unlike other people that you are left to wonder how you may have stumbled upon this human so pure and full of goodness and love, because people like that rarely exist. Waleed is a special, and worth all the happiness in this world. Waleed has the cutest laugh in the world and may just become your favorite sound, and if he loves you, the way he looks at you will definitely give you butterflies. Waleed is the best person in your life, your bestfriend. Someone who is a true friend, someone you could want to be with all the time. Waleed is someone so caring and wonderful and honest and exquisite and adorable that there just isn’t any match for waleed. One could do anything for waleed, because waleed is the best, and he deserves the best.
girl 1: Waleed is too good for me man.
girl 2: yeah he's totally out of your league! i mean have you seen the guy!? hot dayum gurrrrll!
by thegirlunderthepeachtree July 4, 2015
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"Wake Me Up Inside" syndrome

The process by which a song's title is inferred through the lyrics, even though the actual title of the song is different.

Named after the song "Bring Me To Life" by Evanescence, which many nimrods erroneously believe to be called "Wake Me Up Inside." However, this phenomenon is not limited to this song only.
Person A: My favorite song is "Wake Me Up Inside" by Evanescence!
Person B: I believe the song is called "Bring Me To Life"
Person A: Shut the fuck up!
Person B: Just another case of "Wake Me Up Inside" syndrome...
by TheBeigeDolphin October 15, 2016
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