russian wait

When you waited for 3 or fewer seconds before deciding you waited unacceptably long, and leave.

Retail employee: "Why did you leave, I said I would be right back?"
Customer: "I waited, and then left."
R: "I was only gone for 5 seconds though."
C: "It was a Russian wait."

by procersapientiae April 15, 2021

wait, what?!

the phrase when a middle schooler is instructed by a gym teacher to do something

little Timmy was told to go to the far left side of the gym. his response was "wait, what?!"

by bobbobby1234567890 March 5, 2020

Wait a tarnation

Wait a second/minute + What in tarnation = Wait a tarnation

Wait a tarnation, where my fertalizer go?

by BagleMiester March 25, 2017

Wait of Shame

When you contemplate in the hallway if you should tell your parents you pissed the bed

I had to do the wait of shame when I pissed the bed last year

by Chunky little boy November 30, 2021

mail waiting

When you spend hours waiting for mail by constantly checking the mailbox/your notifications.

Person A: *refreshes mail page*
Person B: You've refreshed the page 100 times.
Why are you still doing it?
Person A: I'm waiting for an acceptance e-mail.
Person B: May you please stop mail waiting?
I need to use the computer too, you know!

by ChameleonDragon March 10, 2018

wait, that's illegal

a meme on the internet from a game

"wait, that's illegal", said bob, seeing a car passing a red light

by leafly anonymous June 27, 2020

waiting game

A game that's best if you wait for it to be better.

I like the look and feel of Battlefield 2042, but from what I've heard, it's just another waiting game.

by ballsack doodoofart November 30, 2022