wrinkle cream

Giving a granny (70 + years old) a money shot.

Come here and give your granny some wrinkle cream.

by taking a joe September 11, 2016

Wrinkle ring

A crusty grimey wore out anus or butt hole that’s usually hammered so long and hard it’s all wrinkled up and crusty from days old cum

Omg Jason is putting it in her wrinkle ring god I hope he wears a rubber her wrinkle ring is leaking shit literally shit

by The cocksman nate the great July 30, 2018

wrinkle tinkle

(Noun) A situation in which a senior citizen uses the restroom in a pizzaz-y way.

"I just took a fat wrinkle tinkle, Cheryl. I don't think the nurses will be able to clean this one up."

by ejiu34jeofdcnf43pwnrifv October 6, 2022

wrinkle brain

a very smart person

ohh you wrinkle brain!

by Exirvity September 3, 2023

Rest Wrinkle

n. The taper in a turd that occurs when one loses fecal focus during the act of defecation and the anus contracts slightly. usually caused by a distraction such as a knock on the door, a cough, etc. may also be caused by a defecation with such girth/mass that the defecater may need to take a rest.

ie: Half asleep, Roger opened the unlocked bathroom door causing Margaret to make a rest wrinkle.

by shuski December 16, 2009

crinkly wrinklies

Crinkly wrinklies is a scientific term used to describe the breasts of an elderly woman

My grandma got some crinkly wrinklies

by KingSeal September 6, 2019

Penis Wrinkle

Penis Wrinkle is the loose, wrinkly skin that is present when you are flaccid.

Wyatt: "If you were to decide on the grossest part of the human body, what would that be?"
Dylan: "I don't know, like, the brain seems pretty gross."
Wyatt: "I think it's the Penis Wrinkle. That shit's just vile, disgusting."

by Torling November 19, 2019