Wrinkle-brain

The opposite of Smooth brain; a smart person. They have so many wrinkles on their brain, so many wrinkles containing powerful knowledge.

Also a complimentary term used to describe someone after they've done something smart. This term implies an above average intelligence

Person 1: My guy Neil fr talked his way out of getting arrested
Person 2: Bro's a wrinkle-brain.
Person 1: Foreal foreal

by jjournall June 23, 2022

Wrinkle Winks

The wrinkles on one's anus that resembles crow's feet when someone winks... only on your buthole

Man, my wrinkle winks are itchy from whipping my ass with that Poison Oak.

by Pat the Plant January 6, 2011

Penis Wrinkle

affectionate slang for anyone who doesn't bow down before my wonder cock.

bow down you fucking penis wrinkle

by Rey Rey December 30, 2004

bitch-wrinkle

another word 4 pussy

i like bitch-wrinkle

by uber awsomeness March 8, 2009

Roll with the Wrinkles

Compare to "Roll with the Punches". Accepting one's new face wrinkles. Not being depressed that one is getting older. Accepting the aging process.

When I look in the mirror these days (I'm 58 years old) I get so depressed when I see all the new wrinkles that appear. However, I have decided to "roll with the wrinkles" and accept the fact that I'm getting older. I will grin and bear it.

by annieoakley October 20, 2011

Wrinkle Grenade

Military term for an object which causes a person's clothes or appearance to be slovenly or unkept.

Drill Sergeant to Recruit: "Private, what happened to your uniform?! You look like you jumped on a wrinkle grenade!"

by Sgt Redleg July 30, 2009

convoy of wrinkles

A Van full of Old reitred guys driving to a car auction.

Here comes the Convoy of Wrinkles now.

by The General Lee April 15, 2007