The Wilted Horn

To be deprived of energy or vigour yet still desirous of sexual activity, while simultaneously finding everything in the room outlandishly attractive.

This phenomenon typically occurs when recovering from a particularly heavy one the night before.

Not too dissimilar to the Hangover Horn, this affliction is traditionally unique to the male of the species.

Cure: The only known cure to this ailment is to place said ‘horn’ somewhere ‘warm’ (avoid microwaves and toasters).

“Man, I’ve got the wilted horn something awful today”

“I cannot concentrate due to the intense wilted horn I’m currently experiencing”

“I’m wilting”

by I Zigger I September 19, 2013

Toby Wilton

Booty slayer with a big dick.

Person 1: How was Toby Wilton last night
Person 2: Amazing, he slayed my booty

by ArthurDaBass June 17, 2018

ryan wiltshire

Ryan wiltshire is someone who just eats chips in his mic and annoys everyone

You eat chips louder then Ryan wiltshire in the mic

by Quefff January 9, 2019

van wiltenburg

Some dumbfuck who likes to drift tractors

Hey that guy can drive!

Yeah he must be a van wiltenburg

by Idrifttractors January 30, 2020

Glen Wilton Handshake

When greeting a person with a handshake, you yank their hand toward you and rub it vigorously up and down against your genitals as a show of dominance.

I thought we had come to an agreement, but then he gave me the Glen Wilton Handshake.

by Woody Goodpecker March 7, 2021

cock-wilted

Basically any situation that turns you off and makes you go soft.

“Jessie hardcore cock-wilted me when she said she didn’t want to watch me play League of Legends.”

by 3BigBootyBitches September 6, 2021

Daquan Wiltshire

A streamer and comedian who speaks exactly what he thinks….a Gemini who does not agree with zodiacs, the greatest anime reviews you will find on the internet will come from Daquan Wiltshire, DSG 4 LIFE, Loves GILF’s will hit your granny so beware

I want to be a legendary streamer like Daquan Wiltshire

by BaltimoresF1nest May 11, 2022