mr. wiggles

the nickname that one can give to ones own penis. advise and written on AF underwear.

i was so stressed when i came home that i had to drain Mr. Wiggles of all his juice.

by scribbles-maggibbles October 19, 2008

bobbidy wiggles

when you are ramming so hard that her boobs smack either your face..or her own face and it hurts her beccause they are jerking so hard

When me and Laney fucked last night she had some crazy bobbidy wiggles goin on..her chest ached so bad and both of our faces felt like we had whiplash.

by banana condom dumpling December 29, 2005

wiggle wagons

When a woman is not wearing bra and her breasts sway side-to-side when she walks instead of a healthy bounce.

Ewww gross! That lady has some massive wiggle wagons!

by macgowan August 29, 2010

Wiggle Thumbs

When you get so drunk your thumbs move more than you intended them to.

Joe got so drunk when he texted his uber he had Wiggle Thumbs.

by xd_Jayy73 March 21, 2020

Wiggle Thumbs

When you get so drunk your thumbs move more than you intended to.

When Joe texted his uber the address he had Wiggle Thumbs bad.

by xd_Jayy73 March 21, 2020

wiggle nibble

A person, specifically a woman, who wiggles around out of pleasure when you nibble her body, especially on the tits. Usually extraordinarily attractive and playful.

My girlfriend is one hell of a wiggle nibble.

by Kaya’s Muffin June 30, 2019

Wiggle police

An individual that gets upset when you masturbate when he or she is not present to participate in the sexual activity.

Person 1- What did you do today?
Person 2 - Woke up at 9, ate something, showered and then wiggled my thing ( masturbated).
Person 1- Why did you do that without me? You are an asshole.
Person 2- Who do you think you are? The wiggle police? Shut the fuck up!!!

by Sleepy Dummy July 03, 2014