mirror whacker

1. A person who experiences or exhibits narcissism, deriving erotic gratification from admiration of their own physical or mental attributes.

eg. Patrick Bateman in American Psycho

2. Someone who masturbates while looking intently at their reflection.

"That Leigh guy is such a fucking mirror whacker"

by vooos July 29, 2024

Whacker

A low class person from Cork, Ireland. Typically, they have bad skin and attempt to drive cheap modified cars. Absolutely useless people.

Let's not go in there Dorothy. Probably full of whackers.

by Cork whacker August 1, 2017

Knacker whacker

Homemade gun made with pipes and poles with the sole purpose of “whacking knackers”.

“Oul johno owes me a bag of sand and won’t pay so me and the boys ran through the gaf with a few knacker whackers and blew his head off”

by D2 robbery crew May 27, 2025

Willy-Whacker

A penis that packs quite a punch, and by punch, I mean a big dick slap to the face of your enemy (Or partner, if she/he prefers it).

To give your partner a "Willy-Whacker" is to basically get an erection that is hard enough to whack the shit out of your partner.
Just swing it to one side and knock that bitch out.

Kyle: Dude, did you just knock your girlfriend out last night?
Nathan: Yeah, I gave Gina the Willy-Whacker.

by WickWhack April 23, 2024

Whacker murfy

Go to a public bathrooms and clog all the toilets and leave a business card with your name and number for all your plumbing needs

Plumber: Pulling a Whacker murfy is a great way to get work when you’re quite

by Tom Butler January 19, 2021

WHACKER YACKER

When in the act of giving a blow job to your husband you suck the ejaculate into your lungs. This causes you to gag and throw up and you suck that into your lungs as well.

Grandma had to be put on life support because she was a Whacker Yacker last night.

by BiggieSmallz May 18, 2025

weed whacker

American term for grass trimmer

try using a 2 stroke weed whacker with the muffler removed

by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing August 14, 2025