bush-whacker

A person and/or object that smacks/whacks bushes and hedges

person 1: *smacks random bush*
person 2: "bush-whacker."
person 1: "yeah I know."

by Barbarian of the square planes June 19, 2024

whacker cracker

MY MF BEST FRIEND CC

You a whacker cracker dude

by Liz em January 01, 2018

table whacker

When you whack your peepee on a table because you’re gay.

Dude. I’m such a homo that I got a table whacker.

by DailyTableWhacker July 31, 2019

Pasty Whackers

Really shit shoes

Lad 1: Did you see Alan’s shoes?
Lad 2: Yeah they were fucking pasty whackers
Lad 1: Pastiessssss

by youfuckingnugget February 12, 2021

Pussy whacker

When your droopy balls smack against someone's pussy.

Guy 1: You know when you jump into a cold pool and your nuts cling to your body because they want warmth because your sperm wants to be warm.

Guy 2: I don't think I know that.

Guy 1: Yeah, nuts shrivel...

Guy 2: Oooooh yeah.

Guy 1: But when it's warm, they like, droop...

Guy 2: Oh...

Guy 1: And then they act as... they act as like a Pussy whacker.

Guy 2: (Laughs)

Guy 1: When you're doing it doggie style.

by Imjustgrumpy ;) March 05, 2021

Whacker backer

A joint with weed and tobacco

oy dickhead i just rolled a fat whacker backer

dash me the lighter i got a nice whacker backer

by coughcoughcouhgasdfa August 26, 2019

Raccoon Whackers

A group of criminals, specifically thieves, who are a little crazy.

Did you here about those raccoon whackers at the corner store?

by yhihgtfyguhijoiuyfxcghui April 19, 2016