Ween

An 1960's band with the most hilarious name i have ever heard. they have also made Ocean Man from 2004's The Spongebob Squarepants Movie.
"Ocean man, take me to you're van, let me hold you're hand" -Ween
by Dicksnarkel June 01, 2018
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Bent-O-Ween

Like the similar sounding holiday that happens to fall on the same day; Bent-O-Ween/Bentoween is a tradition on the 31st October for faggits wanting to get spooky!
You coming Frick Or treating on Bent-O-Ween bro?

What’s your Bent-O-Ween costume this year?

I’m on the Trussen
by Trussen January 15, 2024
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ween

When you are between the ween. Another name for a penis.
I went to the locker room and found myself between the ween
by anonymous September 03, 2021
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Sus Ween

A suspicious looking penis; A man who looks like he'd have a suspicious penis
by Shlimal March 02, 2022
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ween crisis

(This is written by a woman)

A ween crisis happens, in a mostly, or all-female, heteronormative environment; unless the main store manager is asexual. There will come a time where your straight female store manager will find a new man. She can either handle this professionally (you have no idea who this man is and her personal life comes up once or twice, but that’s it) or she can handle this in the form of a ween crisis. (The man shows up at the job, she takes off for him frequently or slacks off at work, or a whole host of other things.) This can be demoralizing for the rest of the group, who now think they don’t have to do anything cause the store manager is slacking off. The ween crisis is a result of letting your sex life come before your work life, and it affects your whole team.
Regional manager 1: Why is insert store location here doing so poorly this quarter?
Regional manager 2: It appears this store is in a ween crisis.
by crazyastrogirl May 13, 2024
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Hallo’s of Ween

The season of Jack-o-lanterns, costumes and Webs of Cob.
During the Hallo’s of Ween, I have many young children who get Cob Smacked by my Web of Cob at my house when they Stop by toTrick or Treat in their cute costumes.
by Horizonogre November 09, 2019
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Neck weening

Too stretch out your neck to get a better look at something.
Look at them neck weening to get a better view.
by ej2095 January 16, 2023
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