Wartortleing

When you attach a water gun to the back of a turtle, then continue to shove the turtles head into his or her anus, or her vagina, whilst screaming "You don't have enough badges to train me"

Man my anus hurts because me and my girlfriend were wartortleing last night.

by Silencer1980 May 2, 2017

Wartenberg Pinwheel

Wartenberg Pinwheels, Wartenberg Neurowheel, Wartenberg wheel where created as medical instruments designed to test neurological sensation function. However, their medical usage has fallen out of fashion due to hygiene concerns.

They are made out of stainless steel and have evenly spaced radiating pins.
There usage today is primarily seen as a sensation sex toy and in the BDSM community.

Mary squirms in esctasy when I roll a Wartenberg Pinwheel across her hard nipples

by pvgirl93 April 21, 2020

warthog

A warthog is an ugly girl or guy. Looks are not handed out fairly for sure, but you'll know a warthog when you see one in the wild.

Hey man are you going to go hit on her? No way man she's a warthog!

by Nood11 October 22, 2020

warthog

Seriously ugly girl. Usually rather porky. May rely on drunken men in order to get porked.

"Oops, I pulled another warthog last night. I'm never drinking again..."

by lesterama May 16, 2008

Warty troll

"Warty troll", noun. Describes an extremely small being that enjoys eating small creatures and various other warm objects.

Erin Burgess is a warty troll.

by iloveErin November 8, 2009

wartortle

A Wartortle is a woman that has a very disproportioned face that makes her look like her parents conceived a cow.

Man that girl looks like a wartortle!

by Glowing blowfish August 6, 2011

sucks the warts off a dead dogs' balls

used to refer to how much Gigli actually sucked

At the screening of GIGLI , Jean says " Damn , this movie sucks the warts off a dead dogs' balls "

by nimphoboy May 17, 2006