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Warning Shart

1) The sound your asshole makes to let you know that you have approximately thirty seconds to find the nearest open toilet before you shit your pants and embarrass yourself.

2) Quips mainstream media reporters use to set up a narrative the presiding governmental administration needs you to believe and adide by.
1) "Unfortunately I ignored my warning shart, ruining everyone's dinner and my relationship with..."

2) The senator from New York is an expert in pandemic response, and is here to discuss (insert approved narrative).
by EdMyerR April 7, 2023
mugGet the Warning Shartmug.

airbag warning

A warning to a friend that someone may have implants.
Be careful, bro, that’s an airbag warning
by StinkyRaptor May 11, 2023
mugGet the airbag warningmug.

Blizzard Warning

A simple way of telling you it is very windy and snowy.
We just got a blizzard warning for Christmas! Did you hear there may be thirty centimeters of snow and fifty kmh winds.
by anonymous December 23, 2022
mugGet the Blizzard Warningmug.

Warner Bros FBI Warning

Have you ever seen the UK/Australian version of these? The red writing in multiple languages with a black background and the only thing you can hear is the static from your telly. Terrifying isn't it?
Warner Bros FBI Warning is scary, especially UK and Australia versions
by UltimateDoge April 21, 2024
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liquor store warning

A warning for a snowstorm in the midwest that is big enough to make a liquor store trip to stock up on booze to ride out the storm.
Hey John, did you stop off at the liquor store yet? theres a liquor store warning out for our area.
by midwestisbest January 12, 2024
mugGet the liquor store warningmug.

The warning

A really awesome rock band thats a trio of sisters. Some of their best songs are money, disciple, and choke.
Person 1: whats a good rock band? Person 2: the warning.
by The reee man May 26, 2022
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