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Walking Car Crash

A walking car crash usually applies to people who are just a complete mess but try to advise other people how to live their lives. These people are unaware that they're like this but for others around them or who know them it's like watching a car crash only it's a human. Yes Seán, of course it could be said 'human car crash' would be more fitting but 'walking car crash' SOUNDS BETTER TO ME, OK!?
"He said I should try this new medication."

"Sure he's a WALKING CAR CRASH why would you take advice from him??"
by dats wight wabbit July 13, 2022
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Walkerism

Walkerism is a philosophy/Ideology forged by the mind of Alexander "The One And Only" Walker that revolves around the capability to unshackle the mind of all irrelevant issues pushed on to you by "The System" from "Space Monkeys".

In any form or added idea, Walkerism allows you to grip at what message Alexander Walker is trying to convey usually via his YouTube channel "Walker Wisdom".
Man 1: "My life is much better when I can control my mind."
Man 2: "How's that?"
Man 1: "The ways of Walkerism has taught me true self accountability in order to allow my mind to reach a higher potential."
by TylerDurden_75 June 16, 2023
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Talk-Walker

noun, A person who frequently or habitually acts according to the norms of a stereotype with the purpose of conforming to said stereotype.
1) You only drink chai because it seems sophisticated (and because you're a talk-walker).

2) That talk-walker. As if learning Telegu had some purpose BESIDES making him look culturally aware.

3) Hey, is Bryan coming?
by Also a talk-walker October 27, 2008
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rhys walker

Piss baby that Pisses his pants
by epiccoolGre March 15, 2020
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joseph walker

a rather large individual, a joseph robert philip walker measures a height of 5’10 while weighing a decent 10 stone. the ‘ nerd ‘ ( as it is referred to ) can be sometimes extremely spontaneous. The nerd will tend to react in anger when he is called fat, gay or anytime he is insulted by a wild Josh. The nerd also has an obsession with tall, ginger men who wear glasses. Legend says a Joseph Robert Philip Walker once had sexual interactions with one such man.
Joseph Walker - the nerd

Josh: ha joe is fat

Nerd: die
by joshthegiant September 11, 2020
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Swamp Walker

During the slave days, a slave that would attempt to escape imprisonment by escaping through the swamps in the bayou of Louisiana or other swampy areas.
Me and my coonhounds caught a few swamp walkers on their way up north the other night and turned ‘em in for a pretty penny
by LilCup October 22, 2020
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yo hey walker

Transliterated from Chinese idiom. It means "You are insulting Kobe Bryant again."

In Chinese it is a four-character word .

"Yo" for one Chinese character, means "again".
"Hey" for one, means "black" originally, but "black" in Chinese also means "insult" these years.

"Walker" for two. "wal" means "I(my)", "ker" means "Ko", abbreviation for "Kobe". And "my Kobe" is actually literally ironic. "Walker" here has nothing to do with any other player (whose name is Walker).

So this idiom usually was used to answer (usually ironically) other's insulting on Kobe Bryant.
A: "Tell me a joke about NBA, as short as possible."
B: "1747" (Kobe shot 47 times but only made 17 of them in on Nov 7th, 2002 in the game against Celtics. "1747" is also an idiom for insulting Kobe)
A: "Yo hey walker."
by RIC_Eien April 18, 2014
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